Matt Jones

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[Matt Jones @MattJonah]

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@robdelaney Love this. But also love the idea that seeing a film during the day on a Tuesday with all the OAPs makes a film a 1,000 years better!

[Ben Ramanauskas @BenRamanauskas]

The Labour Party claims to care about workers rights but Sir Keir Starmer's genie hasn't had a break in months.

[Josh Carr @ Knew Kid Media @joshryancarr]

the doctor who fandom when a vaguely mysterious character appears in the show:

[Matt Jones @MattJonah]

@briancgrubb Loved how nobody mentioned that Broderick was in The Producers with a guy who looks JUST like the guy upstairs who sell dips and is the secret father of Oliver's son!

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

You were having a fine evening. Feeling youthful, energetic. Then you saw Pokémon cards on Antiques Roadshow.

[Matt Jones @MattJonah]

@Psythor This would have been a great call for the 100th anniversary week!

[Matt Jones @MattJonah]

@StorySlug The Graduate

[Matt Jones @MattJonah]

@ThisIsTomLittle @bbcstrictly Just saw the Strictly version and came looking for this right away 👌

[Matt Jones @MattJonah]

@9Now having a problem with the app where the video is cropped/zoomed in. We neeeeeeed to watch episode 5 of Mega Zoo but the animals are half out of shot!!

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

this critique of business cards is prob the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[James O'Malley @Psythor]

NEW! I have consulted The Orb and have determined what will ACTUALLY happen when the Queen dies.

https://t.co/CZ1IlD9LBd

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Just remembered when someone from Australia told me that they call teachers “chalkies” and I didn’t believe them at all because it sounds like fake Australian slang and then they told me about 7,928 occupation nicknames in Australia and I had to lie down.

[Catherine Welegi (READ PINNED) @welegi]

these fake antiques roadshow captions are so funny to me
[A THREAD]

[thediyora.bluesky.social @thediyora]

27. When an old man was trapped inside this little boy's body

[. @iluvthispart]

One of my favorite videos is Billy Joel talking about how much he hates "We Didn't Start The Fire"

[palmer @decentbirthday]

Just put Skype out of business

[Matt Jones @MattJonah]

@ellardent Game of Thrones lost it's way when it stopped be so focused on each episode and became a 10 hour movie finale.

[Godspeed You Black Tamperer (ft Maya) @twlldun]

EXCLUSIVE: text of Trump concession leaked.

“Enjoy the Presidency I hope it makes you happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life, Joe. You ruined my election night completely so you could have the Presidency and I hope now you can have lessons in grace and decorum”