matt again

Known to some as "tall guy" or "guy with the beard." Renowned for not playing basketball despite tall body. Husband to the amazing Sami Stanger.

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I’m like Hiccup if he never trained a dragon

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Happy ADHD awareness month, almost forgot

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@THEColtonA Can’t believe your wife said it first

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I need the Crussy Old Fussy

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

sipping on drinks you can’t pronounce in bars you’ve never heard of

[mars 🕸️🦇 @galesversion]

me getting ready to ask Shadowheart how im holding up in her estimations

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@THEColtonA Matt by day, The Saltan by night

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Update for my fellow adults with water softeners, buy your salt at your local hardware store. If you have it delivered it costs 4x as much 🙃

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She gogo on my gadget til I oilslick

[Forlorn UwU @_bella_baxter]

I'm losing my fucking mind

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Could God make a horse so big that he can’t ride it

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Good to see R2D2 can still get work these days

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Harvesting mussels
https://t.co/80nf7CGzse

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Maybe one day I will be good enough at chess to see forced mate in 9, but today is not that day

[ConcernedApe @ConcernedApe]

Stardew Valley 1.6 is now available on PC

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One of the weirdest ways my ADHD manifests is that I almost always have a song stuck in my head, and it’s very rarely a song I’ve heard recently.

I watched a VHS tape of Schoolhouse Rock when I was 12 and I still sing the Preamble to the Constitution in the shower once a week.

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Everyone’s all concerned about the Pokémon, nobody is talking about how the rest of the game is Ark: Hyrule Evolved

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Gourmet Dick

(Small portion size, 2 Michelin stars)

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My 5’4” wife just informed me that I would “never understand the struggle” of being short.

She has failed to understand that at one point in my life, I was 5’4”. I hated that shit so bad I moved on. Maybe she just needs to grow up 🤷🏻‍♂️

[white crayon 🪐 @oopstimusprime]

just got my ancestry .com results!!

[Carl Anka @Ankaman616]

Looney Tunes level comedy. Sensational.