Matthew “Long Stroke” Bocephus

ΣΝ ‘04 | Little League World Series Champ | Player of Funky Music | 2013 GMC SIERRA | Don Henley Hater

[Matthew “Long Stroke” Bocephus @MattLongStroke]

Cmon hinder

[Matthew “Long Stroke” Bocephus @MattLongStroke]

@BaseballRoswell @PerfectGameUSA @rjhogrider would’ve left the dug out looking Katrina in ‘05

[Matthew “Long Stroke” Bocephus @MattLongStroke]

@jbwill69 The day was good, need you to come back down here JB, best regards, Matt

[Matthew “Long Stroke” Bocephus @MattLongStroke]

Fresh rotation. Hit the liters with the boys.

[Matthew “Long Stroke” Bocephus @MattLongStroke]

Me and my homeboy willing to die for this shit. #shrink the game #fuckjefflebby

[Matthew “Long Stroke” Bocephus @MattLongStroke]

@ironlunganderso Couldn’t agree more Mick, best regards, Matt

[Matthew “Long Stroke” Bocephus @MattLongStroke]

Holy jumpscare.

[Ronald “the hog” Jeremy @rjhogrider]

Woodford Reserve in my belly.
Choo-Choo, all aboard the slur train
#blessed

[Matthew “Long Stroke” Bocephus @MattLongStroke]

#nuke my hometown

[Matthew “Long Stroke” Bocephus @MattLongStroke]

Maybe life ain’t so bad

[Matthew “Long Stroke” Bocephus @MattLongStroke]

I never thought lacrosse Segway pipeline finance was funny

[Matthew “Long Stroke” Bocephus @MattLongStroke]

Phag

[Matthew “Long Stroke” Bocephus @MattLongStroke]

Thot daughter from half court #nuke

[Matthew “Long Stroke” Bocephus @MattLongStroke]

#गोवर्धनपरिक्रमा_केअनसुनेरहस्य

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@ArchibaldBag Except for ipas

[Matthew “Long Stroke” Bocephus @MattLongStroke]

@ArchibaldBag All beers a good beer

[Matthew “Long Stroke” Bocephus @MattLongStroke]

Back in kahoots with @rjhogrider

[Matthew “Long Stroke” Bocephus @MattLongStroke]

Strickland just won me 300 years of child support #deadbeat

[Matthew “Long Stroke” Bocephus @MattLongStroke]

She must have her phone on dnd

[Matthew “Long Stroke” Bocephus @MattLongStroke]

I stg if one more motherfucker shits themselves at the bar