Matt Maher

I am not a professional musician.

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@RYOBItoolsusa will you ever make the Devour floor sweeper again? It might be my entry point into your tool line if you did...

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@DrownedinSound The Twilight Singers

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@Sen_JoeManchin If only someone could have done something about this. Hmmm. I guess those 10 good Republicans weren't there after all, huh?

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@michaelharriot Lol no. Biggest waste of time in all of school.

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@sonymusicph @castingcrowns Sorry not me

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@JesseThorn did you decide on an electric family car? I can't find the thread anymore. Some people were mentioning some upcoming vehicles and we're car shopping right now so it's urgent 😂

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@Freeyourmindkid Our elementary school held freaking PTA meetings there this year. I wanted to scream. (No, we didn't go to any of them)

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@rubbermaid why isn't there a way to simply see every Brilliance product you produce? Your site doesn't list them. I have to stumble around Amazon.

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@powerthefuture Lol you can't even spell energy right.

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@vaemploy fix your phone line!

I've called four times. Been on hold four times. And you all have hung up on me four times!

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@kibblesmith @robhatchmiller @JenAshleyWright @pulomabasu But seriously, regarding sleep, the two times we've brought a baby home from the hospital all I could think about was how I never wanted to watch the 33 episode of BSG again.

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@kibblesmith @robhatchmiller @JenAshleyWright @pulomabasu I find it hard to give new parents advice because my advice is basically to ignore advice.

But it's more like "absorb all the advice and then pick and choose what works for you."

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@JenAshleyWright Our three year old is still waking us up nightly because she says there's ghosts in her room and then we have to stay in there until she falls asleep.

So, no.

Also in my experience the first two weeks are the worst, then things improve a couple weeks at a time.

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@MattGertz Hey @jack and @Twitter maybe you need to disable the auto suggestion for this dude who's getting constant unwarranted abuse?

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@MattGertz So sorry. I sometimes get confused for a Christian musician, but his fans are nice and he seems like a decent guy.

For me it's mostly Christian radio stations giving me a shout-out without researching first.

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When Georgia O'Keeffe designs a new pasta shape...

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@mjackzhou @jaythecakethief But perhaps the best nickname is Birthday Benny

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@jaythecakethief No worries!

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@tylerwillits @blankcheckpod Mine too. That's why it was the first thing I thought of when I wanted to make mine 😛

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@jaythecakethief And this one...