Matthew Major

AME Coffee Pot, Public Opinion Chambersburg, Pa.

[Matthew Major @MattMajorPO]

@BeckyMetrickPO @liziarbogast http://t.co/WsRztr2NrF

[Matthew Major @MattMajorPO]

@liziarbogast @BeckyMetrickPO OK SHEESH BUT STILL NO

[Matthew Major @MattMajorPO]

@liziarbogast @BeckyMetrickPO Out, alas.

[Matthew Major @MattMajorPO]

@BeckyMetrickPO @liziarbogast @PONews Otherwise known as "Roger the Shrubber."

[Matthew Major @MattMajorPO]

@liziarbogast Yeah I'm hesitant to crow overmuch.

[Matthew Major @MattMajorPO]

@ShawnCMichael @BeckyMetrickPO @liziarbogast I'd be down for a Texas Strap Match, over soup.

[Matthew Major @MattMajorPO]

@BeckyMetrickPO @ShawnCMichael @liziarbogast Hopes should not be raised.

[Matthew Major @MattMajorPO]

Gonna disappear for about 6 hours now...

[Matthew Major @MattMajorPO]

@Headliner5 exact-a-mundo

[Matthew Major @MattMajorPO]

@Headliner5 Conflicted.

[Becky Metrick @BeckyMetrick]

Editor: "Is that the dead one?"
Reporter 1: "Yes."
Reporter 2: "Oh, we try to talk about live puppies in here."
@OHnewsroom

[Matthew Major @MattMajorPO]

@liziarbogast Montana is a state of being, apparently.

[Mashable @mashable]

Rare 'severe' geomagnetic storm is hitting Earth right now http://t.co/EeAwab2fiO

[Gene Weingarten @geneweingarten]

Great headlines are dying out, but Wapo has one today, re Nimoy: "Actor's Life Reaches Its Logical Conclusion."

[Matthew Major @MattMajorPO]

“@WIRED: Here's the science behind why nobody can agree on the color of that dress http://t.co/JAA7JB7yyk” @BeckyMetrickPO Sigh. Here u go.

[Matthew Major @MattMajorPO]

Attention, please, Franklin County: Careful out there. Not even an hour into it and roads are spin-out slippy at 10-15 mph. #stayhome #pawx

[Matthew Major @MattMajorPO]

@geneweingarten Lots and lots of Dashboard Confessional records.

[Matthew Major @MattMajorPO]

@liziarbogast @BeckyMetrickPO I got $10. #flex

[James Urbaniak @JamesUrbaniak]

I choo-choo-choose the spatiotemporal dialectic of estrangement.