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if you're not first you're last. -Dad (preston)

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@stewartmiranda_ Thats payback for the loud construction noises last summer :)

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@littlebis4 they didnt win another till 1962

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@Abbyschneke @pankywrang RIP

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"taco, like the vegetable?" - @stewartmiranda_

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@Abbyschneke she's not wrong

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@NoahNumbaNine fuckin @ me

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"I have like negative 0 energy"

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@littlebis4 THIS BOTTLE OF STEVEN'S AWAKENS ANCIENT FEELINGS

[Abigail Schnekenburger @Abbyschneke]

Condoms prevent minivans

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I want to be a dad just so I can make dad jokes and say "im not angry, im disappointed"

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@littlebis4 @Abbyschneke and i would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids

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Happy birthday zander!🎉

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@stewartmiranda_ @Abbyschneke Your name isnt for the radio but your face is #dadjokes

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@littlebis4 @Wilsonation1197 its ok me and sam can relate

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@littlebis4 @Rt_YourFavBands im down

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@Abbyschneke did i say you could love me?

[Wilson Uprising @wilsonuprising]

Wilson for Supreme Overlord rally today at at lunch in the caf. Be there to show your support. #freewilson

[Abby the Bully @abbythebigbully]

#freewilson #wilsonisgod #downwithlessor #wilsondeservesbetter

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#freewilson