Matty Clark

24, Bartender, General Idiot

[Matty Clark @MattMClark06]

The prison break at the very start of the first game, completely powerless, sneaking around for the first time, getting caught, reloading that save you made 5 seconds ago, getting caught again and just going for that full chaos run through.

#Dishonored10 #BethesdaGiveaway

[Laura Lovette @laurajlovette]

Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1000s of pictures you have of them sleeping

[Matty Clark @MattMClark06]

@QUACKLINC pick a fucking song and stick with it

[Matty Clark @MattMClark06]

Don't think I've ever been less intimidated by a bouncer than the one holding a fidget spinner last night

[Matty Clark @MattMClark06]

@PropagandaLinc props to you man

[Matty Clark @MattMClark06]

@PropagandaLinc something in memory of Chuck Berry he died tonight

[Matty Clark @MattMClark06]

@PropagandaLinc turn the fucking lights off

[Matty Clark @MattMClark06]

@Drop_Dead_Mofo who even listens to urban music anymore,
The hearing disabled

[Matty Clark @MattMClark06]

Just found out I've been nominated for an award at college. Ego is at an all time high.

[Matty Clark @MattMClark06]

The highlight of Captain America Civil War is definitely Martin Freeman trying his best to sound American

[Matty Clark @MattMClark06]

@meganevanss_ Same! It's really annoying

[Matty Clark @MattMClark06]

I already have Windows 10, so why is my computer updating to Windows 10

[Matty Clark @MattMClark06]

Derby uni offered me an interview. Totally didn't misread the email, think they wanted it tomorrow and stress out for like 10 minutes.

[Matty Clark @MattMClark06]

@Snapchat get rid of the typing notification it is the most irritating thing ever

[Matty Clark @MattMClark06]

@SpacePiratee: You're a chav
Me: How am I chav I'm wearing a Christmas jumper

[Matty Clark @MattMClark06]

@alsmiffy there's an extension I use for chrome called Hola better internet it lets me watch US Netflix

[Matty Clark @MattMClark06]

Update: Hopefully driving in a month...