Matt Mulaire

Just a dude doing stuff. Probably stupid. It's most likely a joke, I'm apologizing in advance. Shalom.

[Matt Mulaire @MattMulaire]

@TxsleuthUSA @axios They didn't give him the codes. They just handed him an old cassette tape with 867-5309 (Jenny) single on it and told him to keep it a secret.

[Matt Mulaire @MattMulaire]

Added some more meat to the homes freezer. Eat with the family tomorrow than back out to the void until the next holiday. The arrow made a complete pass through. Clean kill.

[Matt Mulaire @MattMulaire]

My crossbow arrow that went completely through a doe from 50 yards away and was never found. She ran off into a big deep swamp that I looked in for an entire day, with no luck. Water was just above freezing. #survivalistlife

[Matt Mulaire @MattMulaire]

@TheChandlerDude He always gets the US and his other home country Russia confused. Trying to keep track of all those different laws to ignore isn't easy. Cut him some slack. Libertarians were never known for their common sense down here. This is why I now live in the woods in a tent.

[Matt Mulaire @MattMulaire]

I got 20 out of 20! How do you measure up? https://t.co/xJbFwgOqpb

[Matt Mulaire @MattMulaire]

@RugerRed @TWIT_ANTHONY I'm takin a 10th grader out on her first date tonite! My 2nd niece Cheyenne. We've already made it to 3rd base, which in Carolina means 2nd anniversary, but this is the first actual date. $5 crabs and BYOB down at the Volunteer Fire Department for kids born weird.

[Matt Mulaire @MattMulaire]

All of my insurance claims will be void. None of my kids will see a dime. One can only hope that on one of my next adventures, a bobcat, bear, wolf, or getting lost and not finding camp gets me. I'm getting that far gone, my brain is dying that fast now. Just to die like a man.

[Matt Mulaire @MattMulaire]

This week was spent exploring some seasonal swampy areas. Very wet, lows in the 30's at night. Pushing my limits. Time is almost up. I can tell. Dementia is getting worse by the day. Without my GPS and compass, I'm dead. Bring rations and overnight gear everywhere now. CTE sucks.

[Matt Mulaire @MattMulaire]

I just spend every second out in those woods as I can before going into that "home". I'll be treated like shit. Won't know any better. Ill just keep getting worse until death, which won't be long after full on dementia. I'll just suffer miserably. Suicide is not an option.

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I've been out on a trek completely alone with no cell service for 4 days in some swampy, woody, thickly grown woods of NC/VA. I'm not getting paid for this but I bought this on a whim and tried it with some swamp water. It tasted perfect. I was shocked. $17 worth every penny.

[Matt Mulaire @MattMulaire]

I sit in my new home in the woods, with my best friend of many years, contemplating our very short future together. The Dementia has taken hold, things I've done earlier no longer exist is my reality. My frustration causes outbursts of anger at those close to me. The end is near.

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It's different for men though. Double standards. I asked a child why she was so pretty in front of a large group of people a hysteria broke out. Granted, I was nude from the waist down and it was at a Catholic baptism, but the church is used to sort of thing I thought. Go figure.

[Nicole Byer aka peppa pig slut @nicolebyer]

A child asked me today “why I was so pretty” in front of a large group of people so now I like children.

[Matt Mulaire @MattMulaire]

I will check myself into a residential facility made especially for violent dementia patients where I will live until I die. Due to the shear average, I don't believe that will be that long. I've had this disease for 24 years. It's run its course. I will enjoy my woods first.❤

[Matt Mulaire @MattMulaire]

So here's a medical announcement regarding my CTE: I have entered the violence stage. Stage 4 the final one. This is why I am staying in the woods and enjoying nature while I still can. It is also to stay away from my family so I don't have an outburst and hurt anyone.

[Matt Mulaire @MattMulaire]

I'm not myself anymore. I have not hurt anyone, but my thoughts have changed. In a violent way. I am now camping far away from people because I've always dreamed of doing the survivorman type thing. When I have had my fill and I'm ready to come back, I will be come back safely.

[Matt Mulaire @MattMulaire]

Super secret location. Way out in the woods. No cell signals, been gone for 3 days, came home for supplies and heading back for longer stay. This will be my home for a while. All alone, just a crossbow. Tripped on shrooms last night, holy shit. Wow. Perfect place for it.

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Testies

[Matt Mulaire @MattMulaire]

I would accept my rubbing my teenage boner raw through my jeans against another boy compared to what we have now. Who's to say we all didn't have a little practice with a buddy when young. Anyone? No? Me either, I was joking. That's gay. You're gay.

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Let me guess, exceeded his daily limit of hugs?

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@MerlinofCanada Let the people decide what they want to do for a living. $4 million investment for qualified people and families to come and additional housing and stores are needed which means mores construction, delivery, suppliers, merchants and entry level jobs. Use your big boy brains.

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@LeCoeurLibre @dimplesticks I see like a shitload of retweets.