Matty

stop never reflectin' the lesson ain't ever less than the lesson never lessens. -watt

[ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER @ZODIAC_MF]

FAT FUCKING NITWIT AT KFC GAVE ME EXTRA CRISPY INSTEAD OF ORIGINAL. I ASKED FOR ELEVEN HERBS AND SPICES YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER

[Ben Goldacre @bengoldacre]

Accidentally bought Christmas wraith. Everyone dead.

[Graham Linehan @Glinner]

Wow. Louis CK's cool move made him $500k http://t.co/PxVfGUQt (via @jeffjarvis)

[Brendan @yesitsbrendan]

NFL FACT: Tim Tebow's playbook is illustrated by Jack Chick.

[Matty @MattOblivion]

Army Winehouse, supporting the English national team. @ Roller Derby World Cup http://t.co/CkTPyrTM

[Matty @MattOblivion]

@JimGaffigan

[Jimmy Carr @jimmycarr]

It’s Thanksgiving today. Long story short it’s where Americans give thanks to the English for inventing them. You’re welcome.

[The Mountain Goats @mountain_goats]

li'l proposition: if everybody who knows Leonard Cohen slays buys his album the day it comes out, he enters the charts at #1. LET'S DO THIS

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

I have to assume that "got your nose!" game got really old with Voldemort after a while.

[danzig lore @danziglore]

Danzig is freaking starving http://t.co/Kctr85Nw

[Matty @MattOblivion]

Allons-y! http://t.co/f9p1YzmR

[Matty @MattOblivion]

@Dalboz17 yes! Get ready for Run for your Life!

[Michael Legge @michaellegge]

Good to see Ricky Gervais has finally stopped all the disabilist jokes now and got a dwarf in to do them for him.

[T @tylerthecreator]

FUCK HERMAN CAIN

[Matty @MattOblivion]

Goddammit this new @DonaldGlover record is good. Can't stop listening to it.

[Continuity Ted Leo Account 🍉 @tedleo]

You know what would be great? If someday, some cafe would start their Havana Social Club CD somewhere near the middle of the record.