Mat Tonti

[Mat Tonti @Mattonti]

Tell @johnkerry that #1point5 requires real action to #keepitintheground by 2050: https://t.co/Eta1KBvXwC

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Exploring Twitter as a way to connect to other Teachers, Judaic, Music, or otherwise. Any ideas?

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http://t.co/aixn3YxpSx There should be way more poetry about cheeseburgers.

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A polaroid is what an eskimo takes when he wants to bulk up. http://t.co/nuAnyv2iJb

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I'm trying to Tweet my art. Ahavah?

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I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman. http://t.co/IFUBJxGNzY

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http://t.co/qIOn6uR4Bc Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass.

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I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman. http://t.co/ZfSbeiILLs

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http://t.co/mRRMIvNv Quit embarrassing me in front of my friends, iPod shuffle.

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Raspberry Ketone Promo http://t.co/3jAZdrDe

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Diet and Raspberry Ketone http://t.co/uO35mvU9

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Raspberry Ketones Diet http://t.co/qxXtjiBa

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I like to finish everyone's drinks at parties and then call them out for being drunks. http://t.co/NLhUGnXx

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http://t.co/2XwDoAoW The sexts are coming from inside the house!

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The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart. http://t.co/M1KcrO1o

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I've never grabbed less than fifteen napkins. http://t.co/qwRsV0Li

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Reading a Chinese newspaper is like looking at 1,000 douchebag tattoos at once. http://t.co/JUXCOBuN

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http://t.co/lEScTVHS I walk the walk. I talk the talk. But mostly I sit the sit.

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http://t.co/CfIDsfvD Other than Superman and the homeless has anyone used a phone booth in the last 10 years?

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This time next week, Izzy Friedman!