Matt Parks

I want people to remember me as the guy who was born poor, died rich and didn't hurt anyone along the way.

[David Furones @DavidFurones_]

Tua Tagovailoa: “I keep receipts.”

Dolphins QB responds to the narrative that he only plays well when Tyreek Hill is in the lineup with him.

“Yeah, sure. I am only good with Tyreek in,” he said sarcastically in an impassioned answer.

[Tyler DeSena @desena_tyler]

71% of the Earth is covered by water, the other 29% is covered by Jalen Ramsey.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

😅

[Brenden Nunes @BrendenNunesNBA]

The 6th man statue has made its way to DOCO

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Dolphins are for real huh?

Wowwww @bubbagumpino.. what a comeback

The 4th Quarter Boys just ran WILD

Let’s GOOOOOOO

[Matt Parks @MattParks17]

@YeaMcJar Long legs > wheels

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Dude is a magician with the football

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

I’m just now hearing about Carole Baskin’s missing husband’s family buying a commercial during Dancing With the Stars to ask for information on whether or not Carole Baskins was involved.. Carole Baskins is on Dancing With The Stars

That’s phenomenal.. let’s get some answers

[titsay 𓆏 @titsay]

I'm not the best

[Matt Parks @MattParks17]

@NoahMorgera @toasty_yo Punishment

[ahmed ali akbar @radbrowndads]

Comedians: HOWCAN YOU WRITE JOKES IN THIS OVERLY PC CALLOUT CULTURE

The teens, pure as always:

[Chase @chaselyons]

she FaceTimed me and I heard the new Call Of Duty in the background

[Matt Parks @MattParks17]

@hannnahx3 Not to be trusted.

[Matt Parks @MattParks17]

You can’t trust people who eat uncrustables