Matthew Permble

Bonus Points if you get the 'visual pun' in my profile pic. if you don't, unbonus nonpoints!

[Val Tenterhosen @ValTenterhosen]

I'm not the argumentative type. Yes I am. NO, I'm not! I said YES, and YES IT IS! Fine, but not really. What was that? Nothing. Fine.

[Robbed of Sleep @RobbedOfSleep]

Daniel S. Duvall's 'A Huff Motel Halloween' finds a group of teenagers taking on an ancient spirit. https://t.co/CxfQxAGFK0

[Val Tenterhosen @ValTenterhosen]

I try my best to write words that are both evocative and full of meaning. And also, poopysticks. https://t.co/0WGC8eZGpU

[Robbed of Sleep @RobbedOfSleep]

Author KW Schroeder demonstrates an incredible ear with the sparkling-yet-haunting 'The Apprentice' in RoS5 https://t.co/vlS3x64TOa

[Val Tenterhosen @ValTenterhosen]

Don't get mad, get even madder.

[Robbed of Sleep @RobbedOfSleep]

Author Andrew Novak recounts a shocking disturbance on a beach in 'La Jolla' https://t.co/vlS3x64TOa

[Val Tenterhosen @ValTenterhosen]

WTF? My book actually started getting good reviews. I don't understand. https://t.co/kOKz1WC3hx

[Robbed of Sleep @RobbedOfSleep]

Meet 'Pedra,' the plucky new clinicial assistant in Monica Ranieri's outrageous new tale in Robbed of Sleep, Vol. 4 https://t.co/CxfQxAGFK0

[Val Tenterhosen @ValTenterhosen]

Use the discount code 'IHAVEAGUN' to receive 100% discounts and extensive jailtime at practically any brick-and-mortar retailer.

[Robbed of Sleep @RobbedOfSleep]

Blink and you'll miss it: Joel Leong's 'Count to Three' is a blast of fear so sharp, it'll hit you like lightning https://t.co/vlS3x64TOa

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Steven Yeun (THE WALKING DEAD) shines MAYHEM. It's gory as hell, but as sharp as the instruments--axes, screwdrivers, etc.--some of the crazy corporate suits wield once they are infected. As witty as it is vicious.

[Val Tenterhosen @ValTenterhosen]

I used to be really nice, but now you're a real piece of shit.

[Robbed of Sleep @RobbedOfSleep]

Nathan Feuerberg spins a haunting yarn of obsession and pulling at threads in 'Starstruck' in Robbed of Sleep 5 https://t.co/vlS3x64TOa

[Val Tenterhosen @ValTenterhosen]

To have homo sapiens DNA is human. To be a magical being is divine.

[Val Tenterhosen @ValTenterhosen]

Check out my new book 'shithead' if you like the English-language equivalent of blood-splattered walls. https://t.co/0WGC8eZGpU

[Robbed of Sleep @RobbedOfSleep]

This anthology is so weird, it has a story about an evil Bronie cult. https://t.co/EODBO42EZD

[Val Tenterhosen @ValTenterhosen]

I don't like people who DON'T litter. What now? I'm just joking, but still...

[Robbed of Sleep @RobbedOfSleep]

Author KW Schroeder demonstrates an incredible ear with the sparkling-yet-haunting 'The Apprentice' in RoS5 https://t.co/vlS3x5NipA

[Val Tenterhosen @ValTenterhosen]

Yeah, my book is filled with weird non-stories. Yeah, it has a crass title. Yeah, you're a piece of shit. https://t.co/kOKz1WC3hx

[Robbed of Sleep @RobbedOfSleep]

Stories from Ronel van Tonder, Guy Medley, Zachariah T Baer, David Eccles, Matthais Butterweck, & many more https://t.co/dyOxnPhNtP