Matthew Ready

Yesterday's history, tomorrow's a mystery, and today's a gift. That's why they call it the present -Mike Ditka

[Matthew Ready @MattReady195]

#tires, new episode of #southpark, 2 pizzas, #LaGritonaTequila with my fur babies & my bebe luv>>

[Matthew Ready @MattReady195]

That roast last night was everything I needed. I was literally howling with laughter past midnight. Loved seeing bill, Tom, and Kraft rippin shots together and Ron Burgundy absolutely killed. RIP to the dynasty. #tb12forever

[Matthew Ready @MattReady195]

Today’s wordle was horseshit

[Matthew Ready @MattReady195]

0-2 on my bets so far!! This is fun!!

[Hodgetwins @hodgetwins]

She got kicked straight out the gym 🤣 https://t.co/fZOw7j7lSD

[Matthew Ready @MattReady195]

If you don’t like American Cheese you can get out

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

This isn’t a protest, these are crimes. This isn’t how you get justice.

[Kev @RevKev_]

When you see your blacked out friend reappear after you put them to bed https://t.co/USdAOLVjIz

[a guy @apiecebyguy]

What kinda barbershop is this...?

[bert kreischer @bertkreischer]

This is who I want next to me at an airport bar at 6 am

[Matthew Ready @MattReady195]

@RyanmJames @RexChapman @MichaelReady1 @QuadeFoust Right in the kissa

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Doesn’t get any shittier than this @StoolOutdoors (via @karter_kilburg)

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

📍starts Whole30
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📍 goes to Chipotle anyway

[Matthew Ready @MattReady195]

@RyanmJames @ramzy @VegasRefund @MichaelReady1 @QuadeFoust Looks like me in Madden

[Matthew Ready @MattReady195]

Made some cheddar today and with that cheddar I bought cheddar cheese. My life is complete #CheddarBo

[Matthew Ready @MattReady195]

The grande meal was not one of my better decisions

[Matthew Ready @MattReady195]

@RyanmJames @MichaelReady1 @QuadeFoust https://t.co/BkywjLfJ6t

[Matthew Ready @MattReady195]

What happened to Edmodo?