Matt Reiser

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

🗣️ FUCK ICE AND ANYONE WHO STANDS WITH THEM

[Cubs Zone @CubsZone]

9 years ago today, David Ross played his last regular season home game as a Cub.

He homered and walked off the field to a standing ovation 🙌🏼

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

HEY OCTOBER, WHADDYA SAY?!

[Matt Reiser @MattReiser75]

My favorite part of the @MnDOT construction is that instead of focusing on one area to efficiently get that project completed, they just rip everything up and leave things closed, to cause as much disruption and traffic as possible.

Truly inspirational levels of disfunction

[Zach Feldman @ZachFeldman3]

Imagine the Big 10 map commercial on that bad boy

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

RED PANDA UPDATE

We just got sent a statement from The 🐐’s team.

“Thank you very much to all NBA, WNBA, Universities, media individuals and her ever supporting fans for your kindness and concern.  Last night at Lynx/Fever she took a fall at the very beginning of the show, due to left paddle of her unicycle was damaged during transit, her left wrist was severely fractured at the same spot for the 2nd time.  She was at the hospital for 11 hours last night. Greta and Sheridan, from Minnesota Lynx, stayed with her at the hospital the entire night for her procedure.   She is very grateful.  She is on her way home now and the Doctors in Minneapolis have recommended that as soon as she gets home, she meet with an orthopedic surgeon for the 2nd part of repair.  

Red panda, wants me to Thank all of you for the kind wishes and support, it means the world to her.  She much appreciates from her heart the support she is receiving. We’ll keep you all posted”

🗣 WE LOVE YOU RED PANDA

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

You belong with me.
💚💛💜❤️🩵🖤

Letter on my site :)

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Big if true

[Ben Heisler @bennyheis]

A new Pope from Chicago needs a true Chicago introduction... 🔊

[Kara @karafagan]

Chicago Pope about to walk out to this:

[Matt Reiser @MattReiser75]

These referees are doing a terrible job calling this game #WFrozenFour

[Covie @covie_93]

Imagine calling yourself the master race and have to resort to erasing the achievements of minorities to make yourself feel better.

[Mike (not a) Rothschild @rothschildmd]

It is legal to criticize the president. It is legal to criticize the president's actions. It is legal to criticize the president's advisors. It is legal and patriotic and the blood of a healthy society to hold those in power accountable, and even to mock them. Remember it.

[Ted Lasso @TedLasso]

Finally found the dang password to this thing.

Sorry y’all. What’d I miss?

[Manisha Sinha @ProfMSinha]

Historian here:

“To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”

― Theodore Roosevelt

[Matt Reiser @MattReiser75]

@TeslaNewswire And murdered the other driver

[Matt Reiser @MattReiser75]

Here’s your monthly reminder that CenturyLink is a garbage wifi provider

[NO CONTEXT anthony fantano @theneedledrop]

the free speech president

[Matt Reiser @MattReiser75]

Guess they did make America Red again

[Matt Reiser @MattReiser75]

Is this a flex?

[The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow]

Robert F. Kennedy Jr’s explanation for socializing with Jeffrey Epstein:

"…I run into everybody in New York. I mean, I knew Harvey Weinstein, I knew Roger Ailes, I knew -- O.J. Simpson came to my house. Bill Cosby came to my house.”