Matthew Simpson

Dad. Golfer. Sales. Vacationland. 🦞🇺🇸

[Matthew Simpson @MattSimpy]

@JasmineForUS Literally no one cares about your opinion. On anything.

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@stoolpresidente I was literally thinking the same thing watching this.

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Once in a lifetime #MarchMadness

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Amazing. #TheMasters

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2026 is wild.

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It is upon us.

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Absolute Piss Missile https://t.co/tBLX1IWeoG

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ROMAN 🇺🇸

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It’s not too much to ask for this to be every NBA broadcast.

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

The intro to Throwback Tuesday for the NBA on NBC with Bob Costas, Doug Collins, and Mike Fratello courtside.

"Think of it as sort of like Crosby, Stills, and Nash... but not Young."

[Football @BostonConnr]

Lookout Fernando Mendoza

The #1 overall pick is now up in the air

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

LeBron never did that

[NBA Memes @NBAMemes]

The Celtics when they get Jayson Tatum back

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

I would pay good money to see this movie 😂

[Big Tom Callahan🇺🇸 @CallahanAutoCo]

Watching the Winter Olympics takes me back..

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

Tiger Woods was electric in his prime ⚡️🐅

[JordanMuse @JordanMuse_]

BJ Armstrong on the MJ vs LeBron debate:

“The guy averaged 37 points a night, with hand-checking…what would that translate into today’s game, where you can’t touch them?”

[Matthew Simpson @MattSimpy]

@nicksortor No kids involved

[The Dor Brothers @thedorbrothers]

We just made a $200,000,000 AI movie in just one day.

Yes, this is 100% AI.

[MahomesToKelce @kcmojimmy]

What the weather is starting to feel like

[Matthew Simpson @MattSimpy]

@StephenKing I’ve been reading your posts for years. The proof is in the pudding. Yes, you are.