Matt Sumell

Author of Making Nice. Words in Paris Review, Esquire, Freeman's, McSweeney's,⚡️Lit, Noon, and elsewhere. Fake/Jerk

[Matt Sumell @MattSumell]

I wrote about The Nightshitter—Seymour—and friendship, and my father, and it’s up today on Lithub as preview of the latest Freeman's. Honored to be in it. https://t.co/tomQzNQHH0 via @lithub

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I really think this Mets loss is my brother’s ex wife’s fault. She showed up in the 1st inning looking like a slutty scarecrow talking about her sister owing her money and Trump. Garbage vibes. I ran into to the kitchen for garlic but it was too late. I’m sorry Met fans I tried.

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@mtgreenee Ew

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@otherppl I brought that average down!

[Kendall Storey @kendallstorey]

Ayn Rand! An ego-death cult! Sexy boys! Flailing women! A social media platform called Jizz! ❌🐏❌

This and more in @LexiFreiman's original and hilarious new novel THE BOOK OF AYN, coming from @CatapultStory in November, now with a ram-tastic cover by @NLCaputo ❌🐏❌

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@stevealmondjoy Well done!

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@kendallstorey @AlexKleeman @CatapultStory Hooray!!! Lexi rules!

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@todgoldberg Okay. I love you.

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@paperhaus @mynameischrysta Oh! Can I get your wallpaper recs?

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@jimmykimmel's 30 for 30 on the '86 Mets is primo content for Dykstra fans and amphetamine loving pervert dirtbags everywhere #teamwork #letsgometsgo

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Hugest congrats to my guy @matthewspecktor on another primo bookywook. I’m a big fan of the work and the dude’s fun at parties, too. Pick it up!

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@mdbell79 @matthewspecktor Raising a glass of gin to both of your books before I burn this fucking house down. Cheers, fellas!

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@mdbell79 @matthewspecktor "Because what two ideas are more opposed than the impulse to save yourself and the one that makes you want to grind yourself to dust, to drown yourself in gin and set your house on fire?" I fucking loved it.

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I named my robot vaccuum Floor Slut am I doing it right?

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@HalimahMarcus I like horse tranquilizers.

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@chris_offutt Congrats mang!

[Lenny Dykstra @LennyDykstra]

Just a week or so until three full years without being arrested.

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@c_m_hood Yeah dude!!!

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The funniest/best doc in the game! Happy for you @AmySilverberg!!!

[Amy Silverberg @AmySilverberg]

I successfully defended for my PhD and now I’m a Dr (Dogtor)

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

If you want to understand how white Supremacy works,

135 white people just rigged an election in broad daylight and they arrested a Black woman for knocking on the door to watch