Matthew Gillis

waiting for the day @chipotle hooks me up with a golden card

[Matthew Gillis @Mattthew_2115]

It doesn't look soft, but damn it's downy soft.

[theficouple @theficouple]

Things more dangerous than $7 coffees:
- $40,000 wedding ($5,000/hr party)
- $80,000 degree that gets you a $50,000/yr job
- $40,000 car loan because you "earned it"
- $2,000/mo apartments to flex for friends

...Thats why 80% of people are broke.

[Baba @Inc051]

His girlfriend cut him off for 30 days 😩😂

[Joey Hickson @joeyhickson]

GM

[naiive @naiivememe]

When I was a kid, bedtime was 9 pm. I couldn't wait to be a grownup so I could go to bed anytime I wanted.

Turns out that is 9 pm.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Guys can literally just sit in a chair, grill with the boys, watch some sports and call it one of the best nights of their lives

[𝜗𝜚 nico / nicole 🔮 @R0tt3nSt4rz]

a sheet of meat..?

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

🤣

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

good gawd we gotta do something bout all the porn on this app. this is outta control

[🇺🇸Sheri @SheriCarter18]

Ozzy Pawsbourne the prince of barkness. 😂

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

a dude orders a "black coffee"

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

Get on my level

[Dude Dad @dudedad]

We can't be the only family like this... right???

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

Oh, so that's how you use those.

[Solo 👑 @Solopopsss]

SORA: Generate an 80s toy commercial about Diddy toys

[Sunny @sunnyright]

*Bad Bunny walks out on stage*

*ICE tackles him*

*out walks Trump to dance to YMCA for a half-hour*

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

I think I found the perfect woman. 😍

Attentive. Doesn't fall asleep. Not on her phone. Actually watching the movie. Into the plot and knows what's happening. Fascinating specimen!

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Man of questionable sanity ✅
Very polite pig ✅
Dancing parrot ✅
Curiously chill chicken✅