MATT.

What happens on Earth stays on Earth

[Melech. @MelechThomas]

it's actually not long enough.

[L’avventura: Pet Detective @joshbrunsting]

Instantly disqualifying. The moral question of our time.

[Joe @joe_espy]

I’m glad my hairline elite because being in the bed with a fitted on is madness

[kindheartedora @scorsesebabyyy]

Niggas think Grok is Jarvis

[наѕıм @wali_hv]

Don’t make us pull up pictures of every politician in America praying at the wall in Israel

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

we both up now

[Lunix @SolLunix]

Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M."
Government: "Totally reasonable."

You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival."
Government: "You owe taxes on $60K."
You: "That's not—"
Government: "File by May 15."

[🍓 @leshaami]

i hate when teachers are like “if I make an exception for you, i’d have to make an exception for everyone.” do you fucking know what an exception means

[Praise @tufpraise]

The Christian conservative mind cannot fathom someone being simultaneously religious and not hateful

[Pastor Who @PastorMarvy]

6 members of his family were killed. What was Israel expecting? A French kiss?

[Matt Stoller @matthewstoller]

Amazing that Dems have a stronger stance on Hasan Piker than the war on Iran.

[Carl Zha @CarlZha]

"I love Nazi Germany, and I love Nazis, but the morons in Hitler's government sure don't make it fucking easy."

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

The IDF is intentionally assassinating journalists in Lebanon just as it did in Gaza.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

If you believe this story you may be the dumbest, most gullible person you yourself have ever come across

[Ro Khanna @RoKhanna]

Yes, standing up for human rights is the most basic litmus test.

Our party needs a new moral direction.

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

nigga was typing up this ai prompt wit tears runnin down his face

[Mama T🌻 @herchosenpath]

He pulled a "I'm not racist I have black friends" uno reverse card 😭

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Yes Gavin you do look remarkably similar to someone who murdered a homeless man

[Arnaud Bertrand @RnaudBertrand]

And we're told it's the other side that's a fanatical theocracy...

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

This dude is fucking Hitler