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// Hakuna Matata //

[crocodile @crocodilecrisis]

DELETE RIGHT NOW!

[Zach Jacobson @zacobson]

i’ve seen jackass 3 maybe 50 times and i’ve never noticed the way bam’s burrito just fucking torpedoes perfectly into the trash can

[Ada Chief🌹 @Being_Adaa]

In Shrek 2 the guards grind pepper directly on Shrek's eyes since pepper spray had yet to exist

[Amalia @Amaliarenzy]

*Removing the crust from your wound*

Your blood platelets that have worked for days:

[pat tobin @tastefactory]

Yep that’s them alright

[Enzo🥶 @enzoweb_3]

remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think “they’re eating right now”

[𝙃𝙑𝘿𝙀𝙎 @hvdesmusic]

this is how i look at the flight attendant so she knows im awake and want a treat

[buggy @bugtrio]

average heartburn relief pills ad

[Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage]

I am firmly opposed to @Keir_Starmer’s digital ID cards.

It will make no difference to illegal immigration, but it will be used to control and penalise the rest of us.

The state should never have this much power.

[TURKI ALALSHIKH @Turki_alalshikh]

It is not true that I will buy Bristol City FC 👍

[JP💰 @Awakenjp]

Leave the kids at home pls, this is for us🙏🏼😭

[Rei @rlevi]

lol my mom had a trick that was undefeated! she would stand in front of with a belt in her hand.

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

The voice of Boo in Monsters, Inc. was so young, she couldn’t follow a script. The crew just followed her around with a mic and stitched together her lines from her playtime chatter—pure magic turned into movie dialogue.

[c ꕤ @remsroulette]

it gets to a point

[shayla @callmeMaharani]

instagram needs to stop sending useless notifications, like idgaf about who reposted a reel for the first time😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Benny James @Beno_ldn]

You know you're getting old when you're entering your D.O.B on a website & you need to fuckin spin it like you're on the Wheel Of Fortune.

[Ayushi @ShutupAyushiii]

Before Netflix, this was everything.

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

the way he slowly rose back up was true cinema LMFAOOO😭😭😭