Welcome Matt

is my hero.

[Kyle Tibbitts @KyleTibbitts]

“These edibles ain’t shit…”

45 minutes later:

[Narkän 𖥂 ⛨ @nuke_edmonton]

magats be like yup this fat ass ugly retarded freak glob of uncooked pork sausage is so me bro

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

Bro thought he was back on the island

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

There's gonna be a hell of a story on why Trump dumped the Qatari Bribe Jet.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨BREAKING: just moments ago Donald Trump was seen struggling to enter a vehicle, trying to maintain his balance just to step his foot in.

When is the media going to write books about HIS obvious decline?

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Who cares if he’s at Walter Reed
For some new health care flaw
He’s clearly rotting with great speed
Behold, his necromantic claw

[trash jones @jzux]

“zohran’s wife tweeted bad stuff at age 15” ok have you seen what the president of the United States is currently tweeting at age 79

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

🚨GOVERNMENT WASTE ALERT:

The Trump Admin bought thousands of cars, including Mustangs, and wrapped them in a tacky design.

They’re collecting DUST in storage!

[🥀_ Imposter_🖕 @Imposter_Edits]

@allenanalysis They need "terror attacks" on US soil to drum up support for their new war games. They cant give anyone advanced warning because people might find out who's really carrying them out.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

This edit is too good🤣

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

TURNS OUT, TRUMP WILL SEND OUR SONS TO WAR

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

The grift that keeps on grifting.

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

SUSTAINED NATIONAL GENERAL STRIKE TO DRIVE TRUMP FROM OFFICE. No one’s coming to save us except us

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

They told us Democrats would turn America into a show-your-papers society.

They told us Democrats would strip away the Second Amendment.

They told us Democrats would jail us for what we say.

They told us Democrats would drag us into more foreign wars.

They told us Democrats would cover up a child sex trafficking ring.

And then Republicans took power and decided to do all of it themselves.

[Andy Herman @AndyHermanNFL]

Nothing changed after Sandy Hook.

Nothing changed after Jan 6.

Nothing changed after George Floyd.

Nothing changed after Renee Good.

Nothing will probably change after this either. Her emails, a tan suit, abortion, gun rights (ironic) or some other bullshit taking point will win over the morons and continue to allow tyrannical & evil people to control the government.

There was a time I truly believed good would win out. I’m losing faith by the day. The country is broken. I’m embarrassed by it. Everything we do internationally and domestically is fucked. The most simple & basic ideals are dying by the day. People are being murdered in the street. We have no moral compass and no high ground to stand on. I hope for change. I pray for change. I call for change. But I no longer expect it. A plague on all the houses that brought this to fruition and are too stupid, or evil, to realize what they’ve done. I hope tomorrow’s better. I bet it’s worse. I hope I’m wrong.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Protester in Minnesota: I’m 70 years old and I’m fucking angry *disappears into gas*

[DemocracyBeforeTrump @Dembeforetrump]

@atrupar Palpable, righteous anger in Minneapolis after man is shot and killed by federal agents in south Minneapolis this morning

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

So what happened here?

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Hello Mr. President!

Out of curiosity, did those doctors ask you to draw a clock by any chance? Was that part hard for you, too?

Asking for 340 million people.

[Welcome Matt @MattUtke]

Robert Saleh's head lookin like Moo Deng this morning