Matt Webber

OTF 3 in 6

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

This kinda freaks me out

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Lemme make myself clear. Throwing that silver medal over the glass was awesome. Fuck silver. I’m not really one to cry over how someone didn’t “show class” in a moment like that. I’ve been kicked out of a chili’s on a weekday before. A weekday! Nobody wants silver. Class schmlass

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Folks you could shoot a 50 cal bullet at the net and it’s not going in tonight. This Carter Hart kid could stop chlamydia at coachella right now it’s just stupid.. the Swedes better crank some 2011 Avicii in the locker room at intermission or they’re headed to second place city

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Man whoever lands this Dahlin kid is a lucky duck. It’ll be like finding the perfect Chinese food joint. They’ll have your back 24/7. You end up being boys with the driver, he’ll come over w/food and rip a bowl with you, bang chicks together and stuff. Idk. Anyway, kid is dirty.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

A Swedish player just chucked his silver medal over the glass into the crowd. Holy fuck. There’s a kid who is a rattlesnake right now. Buddy just take the silver. At least you didn’t get demolished in the semi’s like Trinidad & Tobago in mighty ducks. Never have seen that before

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Have world junior games in arenas that hold 10-15,000 people max. $30 lower bowl, $15 upper. Got a D in economics but I have a pretty good feel for high voltage electrical vibrations and I’m feeling that would be the best move. Hire some strippers to walk around the concourse idk

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Folks Canada’s power play is like putting a bunch of puppies in a room full of toilet paper and paper towels they’re just ripping it up out there zinging that friggen puck around then just pressing the blast off button whenever they feel like it.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Did Liam Neeson just come from a 10 year nap in a walk-in freezer? Holy shit somebody get this guy a blanket

[Frank Seravalli @frank_seravalli]

Half Karlsson, Half Lidstrom consensus No. 1 pick Rasmus Dahlin is living up to the hype for Sweden at #WJC2018: https://t.co/YJ0h8rGAag #TSN

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

@MeninistTweet this fucked up, i didn't say this because i love dominos 😔

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Denmark shocks the world and goes undefeated, wins gold. https://t.co/znbEklOUhd

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

this kid actually has the dirtiest dangles https://t.co/uw3mkhE4e2

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

You know what I want for Christmas santa you cookie munching son of a bitch, is Adam McQuaid back on that god damn ice blockin 150 MPH clap bombs with his face. Listen, I think Paul Postmates and those guys have been solid filling in, but 2018 is ready for Darth Quaider. Let’s go

[Matt Webber @Mattwebbs10]

@Kodias_ Absolutely not

[QuavoYRN @QuavoStuntin]

T H A N E W X M A S
500k RT IF U WANT IT

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

This other winter classic thing does not look fun to be at. It’s colder than an Eskimos boner out there. Looks like Claude Julien’s suit pants are frozen to his ass cheeks. Still not sure why Chicago isn’t playing in this.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Folks it appears, yet again, that America is completely ass backwards. Millions of people don’t want restricted internet, but 3 NERDS in Congress who have never even ate ass have the power to disable free internet. You’re gonna have to pay to take a piss soon.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Miss you guys too. I’m so single now, haven’t texted Kyle in forevs. Brunch soon? https://t.co/dxWX6c96KX