Matt Western

Professional Gentleman of Leisure. 100% American. Not a member of British Parliament.

[Juston Western @JustonWestern]

I have never felt worse about an Auburn football win in my life. While still a victory, that was an objectively embarrassing performance. @CoachHarsin should without question be searching for a new job before the clock strikes midnight.

[MixedSemaphore @MixedSemaphore]

The royal funeral this whole week featured more life than this Auburn football team. Yeah. I went there. #fireharsin #tonightnottomorrow

[C. Allen Greene @AGreeneIV]

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨

@coachbrucepearl is🔒for life!

#WarEagle

[Matt Western @MattWestern]

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Josh Hawley's book deal has been canceled.
https://t.co/iCwgRCJ2xe

[John Kruzel @johnkruzel]

Joe Scarborough calls for the immediate arrest of Trump, Giuliani and Trump Jr. for insurrection against the United States

[Matt Western @MattWestern]

I am also an @AuburnU alum, and one of your constituents as well, @TTuberville. Shame on you for breaking the oath you took just days ago to side with domestic terrorists. You dishonor the Senate, your state and your country.

[Juston Western @JustonWestern]

Hey @TTuberville, @AuburnU alum here. Your support of this farcical objection to democracy on the same day as a domestic terrorist attack in the same building in which you’re sitting is unforgivable. Shame on you.

[Adam Serwer 🍝 @AdamSerwer]

Trump directed an armed, insurrectionary mob against the government of the United States in the hopes of overturning an election he lost.

[Greg Miller @gregpmiller]

The last entity that attempted an attack on the U.S. Capitol was al-Qaeda.

[Matt Western @MattWestern]

@NikkiC_Massage @BorisJohnson @RishiSunak @Jamie4North @leamcourier If you want MP Matt Western to get this message, get his handle right. I’m just a dude from the US, not in any way associated with the UK or Parliament. His handle is @MattWestern_

[Matt Western @MattWestern]

@NikkiC_Massage @BorisJohnson @RishiSunak @MelJStride @leamcourier I am American and in no way affiliated with British Parliament.

[Matt Western @MattWestern]

@NikkiC_Massage @BorisJohnson @RishiSunak @JohnGlenUK @leamcourier I am American and in no way affiliated with British Parliament.

[Last Week Tonight @LastWeekTonight]

Just a reminder, as the year draws to a close, that 2020 can fuck right off into the sun.

[Barning Knight @BarningKnight]

Coaches when hired by Auburn:
Pat Dye 56-23
Terry Bowden (no HC experience)
Tuberville 25-20
Chizik 5-19
Malzahn 9-3

New hire
Bryan Harsin 69-19

This is far from JABA... IF he has autonomy

@thejboyshow @EliGravitt @DukestheScoop quick thoughts?

[Drunk Aubie @DrunkAubie]

Me getting ready for today’s Auburn coaching search

[Matt Western @MattWestern]

Joe should bring presidential beards back.

[Matt Western @MattWestern]

Profiles In Courage

[CNN Politics @CNNPolitics]

Democratic Sen. Chris Coons says his Republican colleagues are privately asking him to congratulate President-elect Joe Biden on winning the election because they can't do so publicly https://t.co/AQK9herZpS

[Matt Western @MattWestern]

Oh how the turntables...

[Matt Western @MattWestern]

@JustonWestern

[Matt Western @MattWestern]

Don’t tempt me with a good time

[The Hill @thehill]

Lindsey Graham: If Trump concedes election, Republicans will "never" elect another president https://t.co/mL9DNwx897