Matt Wakefield

Wireless Network Engineer. Pro EU. Brexit is bollocks. CCNP among others. Airsofter, BTCC fan. Tight-fisted Yorkshireman.

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@donmcgowan She’s such a cretin. I bought a standing AC unit yesterday.

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@vitt2tsnoc That’s far too sensible an idea, it’ll never catch on.

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@stuzi_pants A good vet could bring that back to life.

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@stuzi_pants Done squire

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@TedUrchin @HeterPancock Enjoying that the proposed community note references GB News 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️😂

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@ali__samson That’s gorgeous

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@Heccles94 That last option is a little existential crisis, isn’t it? 😂😂

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@bmay Christ on a bike.
I’ve got socks older than that.

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@cymrawes His last name sounds like the stuff in the back of my knee that always fucks up. He should pipe down.

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@BlokeOnWheels It’s that new stand up act from Luton, The Three Garys

[Plato Racing @PlatoRacing]

📸🎥☑️ With our debut @BTCC season launch complete, all focus now shifts to the main event - our first BTCC race weekend at @DoningtonParkUK. Just over one week to go! ⏰📆

#PlatoRacing #BTCC

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@donmcgowan Shame, he’s a good egg.

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@stuzi_pants @notesfromspain

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@Heccles94 Neither, he’s too fucking slippery

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@YouBrokeItMate That’s completely batshit.

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@Eyeswideopen69 Wouldn’t surprise me.
Something small, like a low yield TLAM-N from a sub in the Gulf.

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@archer_rs Americans don’t seem to do self awareness. I can’t see that happening any time soon.

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@MrTibblesNewEra @jamesrbsimpson With Lowe probably

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@Socket1Sophie Textbook compensation for a tiny sausage.

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@AndrewW66619812 Pretty easy when they just make it up.