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Voted 'least appropriate surname' at school.

[𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕥 @MattWildman]

Hobby and Spotted Flycatcher in Richmond Park #londonbirds

[𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕥 @MattWildman]

Great views of Kingfisher in Brookmill Park, Deptford #londonbirds

[𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕥 @MattWildman]

Something quite funny about the Sahara Desert being rated 3.9 stars

[𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕥 @MattWildman]

Three tiers for London. Hip hip hooray

[𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕥 @MattWildman]

I have never seen a tweet on here from someone I actually follow

[Dave Coles @dave_coles]

And today the royal family laid a wreath of poppies to symbolise the peaceful transition of power in America

[𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕥 @MattWildman]

@GrosvenorArms17 We'll be there just after 7!

[𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕥 @MattWildman]

@OrderpayUK Getting hit on by everyone else queuing! So annoying!!!! 😠

[𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕥 @MattWildman]

Using a non-sentence to express your annoyance that young people don't speak in sentences is peak prescriptivist futility

[Will Jones @WillJones26]

Dear @MattHancock and esteemed government colleagues, I am sick to the teeth of your use of the word 'unprecedented' to describe your 'support' of the nation during these troubled times. You constantly denounce those talking to you for politicising events and yet in using this

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[Dave Coles @dave_coles]

If only care homes had been protected as fervently as Cummings

[𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕥 @MattWildman]

@PrioryArms83 Hey can I book a table for 3 for the quiz tonight at 7.45? Cheers!

[𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕥 @MattWildman]

@PrioryArms83 Can I book a table for 4 people at 7.30 for the quiz?

[𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕥 @MattWildman]

@GrosvenorArms17 Hi there, do you have a table for 3 people tonight for the quiz?

[𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕥 @MattWildman]

@PrioryArms83 Hello! Can we do the same again for today please?

[𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕥 @MattWildman]

@PrioryArms83 Hi there, can we book a table for 4 at 7.30 for the quiz tomorrow?

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

Finally found the right medication. Sleeping every night for the first time in years, mood improved, anxiety reduced. If you’ve been putting it off (men I’m talking to you), please PLEASE try injecting heroin.

[john patrick: future president @john_from_hr]

I failed at 9 start ups.

Got fired from two companies.

Quit three jobs without notice.

Failed out of college.

Lost all my money on a bad investment.

And now I do not have any money.

[𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕥 @MattWildman]

@jane_bristow I watched the very first episode at Chez Bristow all those years ago and just finished myself!