Mathew Abenstein

Hoboken Resident, Father, Lawyer, Hedge Fund Professional, Book Lover, Beer and Wine Enthusiast, Poker Player, Giant Fan, Raptor Fan, Phish, Dead, Peloton Rider

[Mathew Abenstein @MattyAbe]

@ClownWorld Just Canada being Canada. Overly officious fascism is the norm.

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@unusual_whales Maybe they could not charge $1000 for a residence inn.

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@SemperVeritasX There are four lights.

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@ryangerritsen But it’s free…

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@fr_Khamenei You first, bitch.

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@johnondrasik @ishapiro Exactly

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@RealCandaceO Why are you relevant? Please go away.

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@RealCandaceO We will all be mystified as to how the pigs can suddenly fly.

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@charlescwcooke @ComicDaveSmith How is this connected to the aliens?

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@NJTRANSIT_HBLR When will the train be here?

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@NJTRANSIT_HBLR Standing here at Hoboken for 20 minutes

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@YouTubeTV it’s such a joke that your subscribers can’t watch Monday night football. Disgraceful given the amount of money I have paid. $20 is not going to cut it. This really sucks.

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Let’s go Yankees! #RepBX

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Let’s go Yankees! @NYCLizK @peanutbutterboy #repbx #Yankees

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@gailalfaratx @elonmusk Bring it to NY metro!

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Let’s go Yankees! #repbx #newyorkyankees

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Go Yankees! #repbx #yankees

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@DanDePetris @JamesCTobias Ya that just occurred to them

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@ComicDaveSmith @ThomasEWoods Iran’s fault

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Happy birthday Micah! Go Yankees! #repbx #Yankees