Matty

Don’t take me seriously.

[Matty @MattyCLT]

@Jessiekins Movie time

[Matty @MattyCLT]

@Jessiekins Be who you are, not who they are….

[Matty @MattyCLT]

@Jessiekins Coke is Coca Cola
Pop is a music genre

Soda is just that

[Matty @MattyCLT]

@Jessiekins If only

[Matty @MattyCLT]

@Jessiekins

[Matty @MattyCLT]

Nobody told me Dave’s Hot Chicken tenders were the size of footballs… my fatass could barely finish a 2 tender meal…..

[Matty @MattyCLT]

@Jessiekins I’ve read some pretty wild stuff from you but this is up there 😂

[Matty @MattyCLT]

@Jessiekins Gotta stop for coffee first but down

[Matty @MattyCLT]

@Jessiekins Always

[Matty @MattyCLT]

@Jessiekins It’s fine… everyone is

[Matty @MattyCLT]

@Jessiekins I locked my ex in the closet for 20 mins once… she needed a time out

[Matty @MattyCLT]

@Jessiekins But like could you sell me someone else’s table at a discount? I need a new one

[Matty @MattyCLT]

When they lost DoorDash and Starbucks as recurring charges on your bank statement….

[Matty @MattyCLT]

@Jessiekins It’s demon hours…

[Matty @MattyCLT]

Some people just know ball…

[Matty @MattyCLT]

@Jessiekins Telling my mom I found the one. She was worried for a minute

[Cale 🥬 @CaleCrypto]

The hottest thing a man can do is collect pokemon cards

[Matty @MattyCLT]

Your boy let me down today @golddeath

[Matty @MattyCLT]

@Jessiekins Morning

[Matty @MattyCLT]

@Bdiitty Yea it’s just a matter of when

[Matty @MattyCLT]

Was going through tins of what I thought was bulk commons/uncommons…. I was drunk when I did this 100%