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thoughts I have and proceed to tweet into an empty void

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My son will inherit a small fortune in zyn rewards

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@GrannySnakebite Next time have dinner ready

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@GrannySnakebite @Monica1197471 Karen makes the best cookies and is everyone’s favorite grandma. If only she could arm wrestle as good as she could bake. 💪🏽

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@nexta_tv

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Sometimes to sober up I like to go for a drive

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@Crazymoments01 He just like me fr

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@onlygirlonline Woman on top

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@onlygirlonline Missed you

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Yall mind if I have myself a day?

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@markgadala Shit joke no pun intended

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@nocontextmemes You mean he’s republican

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@GrannySnakebite Hey that’s me

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Who’s ready for the best F’N’ night of their life? #KillTony

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@NRNancy_ Would next question

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Catching balls off the jugs

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@redban @KILLTONY @TonyHinchcliffe @andrewschulz @dericposton 👀

[brian redban @redban]

TONIGHT! @KILLTONY IS BACK! Join @TonyHinchcliffe + @redban, the regulars and the band for a BRAND NEW episode. Special Guests: @andrewschulz + @dericposton

8PM CST - https://t.co/ipuJuzBQkz

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I think we need to bring more babies to the bars #expandthegame

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This dude told me he got 3 covid boosters… what are you a rocket?

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@BYUsupersoaker I got you

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It’s not delivery it’s a boy!