Cat Food Ozymandias

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@notfunEman

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This is like verbatim a @robdelaney tweet

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@ScottAdamsSays Yes. My five sons laugh and mock woke culture at school. I get called all the time about it. However, they can't find girlfriends there because they are all either "going through a phase" or dislike Chads.

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@PrimaryCinema Spider-man field trip

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@MichaelaOkla Molletes - cut a roll in half, spread refried beans on each half and top with any white melting cheese, bake until melted, top with pico or hot sauce or whatever you’d like, enjoy open faced

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@chunkbardey Good choice on bang bang cafe!

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This shit killed so hard, I think of it every time I’m looking for keys

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FYI

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@chrishoweareyou I just saw one that was “AIR CONDITIONER FALLS ON WOMAN’S HEAD” gotta see that thanks X

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One week until the big boy is back

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@LauraRbnsn @philvischer So, Artie Ziff

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@MJWarshauer

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Think I’m gonna set up a baby cam and sit in the other room and beep my dog when she jumps on the counter. Gonna punk my dog.

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First year preparing for taxes as self-employed and if google search were a person they’d be looking at me like

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I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries

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@snakel3t You’re describing The Case of the Golden Idol 💯

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In my head suave English actor Tobias Menzies is called “Conrad O’Malley”

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Crazy that The Fabelmans just came out last year and two new TV shows have references to it

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Maestro post-credits scene