MattJoax

Fantasy DORK, but I have a hot girlfriend whos a 7 year keeper.

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Fuck that. Im out. Fuck Trump Reinstated. Free speech that, Nazi fucker.

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@SethMacFarlane Seth, I want to thank you for all you have done for the creative arts and the best parts of our social paradigm. The Orville is Star Trek but not just for nerds. It is perfect. I thought it'd be silly, but it has heart and satire and realism. Bravo! -G-

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@jordanbpeterson Dr. Peterson,
I am 40 years old. I have battled C-PTSD, chronic anxiety, and depression for years. I am now on Klonopin, which helps me face myself and my day. I do not want to be a slave to my own inability to reconcile traumas. Have you any advice on anx meds?

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@elonmusk This is sick maneuvering, bro. Buy the lead stake in a company. With a word, you can turn the market. If you dump all 9%, Twitter goes into free fall, and you can scoop it up for pennies and then laugh when they regret not dumping at the 54 you offered. Smart.

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@elonmusk Thank you for trying to rescue this silly planet from it's self-imposed impending doom. You are like Platinum Man. Iron who?

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@EvanMAllen Congrats on the acknowledged top tier reporting! Love your family!

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@tyhenrymedium My heart stopped 2 years ago. Now, when I close my eyes, and only then, I see entities, and human spirits. At peace spirits show a seafoam green projection. Pained spirits are red with shiny eyes, and often seem entangled in some dark colored web. No words. Images

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@btwitsNel Now THAT is funny.

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@PratiksDynamite Ya think Andy was fact checking reality as it happened in front of him? Idk.

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@chrisrock No such thing as a "Bitch Slap," as only Bitches slap. Will Smith, you're a little bitch. Chris, you are a man. Glory to you for taking shit like the bigger man. You are the example of patience and love and #LittleWillyStyle is talking to the wrong G-d.

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@KremlinRussia_E This is all lies. The ENTIRE WORLD sees what you are doing, Mr. Putin. Please halt your aggression and pray for atonement. If you do not atone now, divine grace will never know you. Please. This is not worth it.

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@ZelenskyyUa Mr. Zelensky, I am a humble American. I am not special. I am not a hero. I pray for the angels to sit upon your shoulders as you give strength to your people. You are inspiring to ALL of us. I wish my country would REALLY help. I am sorry. Texas stands with Ukraine!

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@JackleJade Is it for his SWEET peener? I know Jared's is very veiny and jacked, but Jensen...smooth as silk, baybayy. Im joking. Only they know eachothers's weinisses.

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@MarthaStewart Martha...I just want to thank you for being such an important part of our paradigm. I don't care one bit about any of the controversy in the past. You paid up, and you are too precious to stay down. You took that stuff like a champ. You have real street cred.

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@MarthaKelly3 Just started watching Baskets. I love you. You are so great in this role. Is it true that Zach works out so much, they call him Jacked Galifianakis? I love how you guys glamorize depression. I can't wait to be depressed!

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@DavidJBradley1 Just stop

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@goofysunday Now I'm drinking a 40us in a death basket!

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@AlecBaldwln____ Hey, Mr. Baldwin. Just want you to know in the face of this tragic accident, you are loved and supported. I can only imagine, but we love you and we got your back.

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@mandileaphotos @JensenAckles He's so hot when he looks at stuff in the distance. He's all, "My name is Jensen! I like to look at stuff!" Cool things, guys.

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@JustJensenDean @JensenAckles Im straight, but this dude makes me wonder sometimes, haha. He is lit. A king amongst men!