Master Oogway

I’m like if Squidward was a person

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@howsurbraciole @NoContextClips_ The grunt my god

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@howsurbraciole @WaterlsScary She probably was until your mom slid ashore like that

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@howsurbraciole @DepthsBeIow Damn

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I just drafted my @ESPNFantasy Football team. Play now! https://t.co/lbo9U477vy https://t.co/lbo9U477vy

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@rscarrella1 @cumberlandfarms @Mets The only gross thing is that these traitors at @cumberlandfarms stopped making chipwiches

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.@cumberlandfarms @Mets when there’s chipwiches on the line…

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.@cumberlandfarms

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CUMBYS WTF YOU STOPPED MAKING CHIPWICHES?!?!?! @cumberlandfarms my whole life is in shambles how could you do this to me?

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CUMBYS WTF YOU STOPPED MAKING CHIPWICHES?!?!?! @cumberlandfarms my whole life is in shambles how could you do this to me?

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.@cumberlandfarms @Mets when there’s chipwiches on the line…

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@howsurbraciole @ackeny

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@mortpond @mischiefanimals Almost as easy as ur boss hog mom

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Tony Sirico has passed away at age 79

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@cumberlandfarms I will name my firstborn Cumby if you mail me chipwiches in bulk

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@cumberlandfarms I need Cumby’s chipwiches. Please. I’m begging you. Chipwiches.

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@slim_lenny @mortpond @howsurbraciole requesting a ceasefire of this recently-intensifying mom cyberbullying for the mother's day holiday. Warfare can resume on Monday

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@howsurbraciole Eh, @slim_lenny’s was better

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@mortpond @slim_lenny

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@cumberlandfarms If at first you don’t succeed, keep tweeting at Cumby’s and get them to mail you chipwiches

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@cumberlandfarms PLEASE mail me Cumby’s Chipwiches

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@thphresh @BostonDotCom Goddamn why is it always my mom?