matt

[Mxim @sugeezy]

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

[jacob elordi’s big toe @nernisthewernis]

Called off work. Feeling fat and wearing jeans

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

The opening scene where she does a million-step skincare routine and takes all her supplements is just going to look like a normal girl

[Fif Inning @awwhalenawl]

State your side

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

bro i could really use a wish right now

[maha @mahaaaay]

white guys be like my name is matt

[tomb @TurmShrub]

(losing at chess, visibly frustrated) oh I see you're playing the gay guy defense. i, personally, would never open that way, but you do you

[birdie :) @asifoncue]

Autistic guy whose special interest is getting you off

[Ghee Buttersnaps @hidden_bruh]

By the age of 26 you should have kil*ed yourself

[Dylan Hornik @_Hornik_]

Standing in the doorway of the bar at 5:00:01 pm

[Jeff Dye @JeffDye]

Most men die at 27, we just bury them at 72.
- Mark Twain