Matthew

[Matthew @MattySLT]

I don't mind having a lot on my plate, my goal was always to Eat 🦁

[Matthew @MattySLT]

@HawkEmDownChris Andrew Walter

[Matthew @MattySLT]

@Kick_Champ Damn he fell off

[Matthew @MattySLT]

@HawkEmDownChris Carney Lansford

[Matthew @MattySLT]

@bullpenbanterbb Beyond niche

[Matthew @MattySLT]

@BlindAngryDulro @Breaking57 You’ve probably never had to arrange an uber ride for a woman, I get it.

[Matthew @MattySLT]

@WasSamLowryEsq @Breaking57 It is very common to arrange an uber for someone else.

[Matthew @MattySLT]

@error4040404 @Breaking57 It is extremely common to arrange an uber ride for someone else

[Matthew @MattySLT]

@14b81fff34744a3 @Breaking57 You’re a tool

[Matthew @MattySLT]

@Idkkkk1357024 @Breaking57 You know how many times I’ve called an uber for someone ? Dumbass

[Matthew @MattySLT]

@90sWWE The dumpster

[Matthew @MattySLT]

@AceClipxx Her ass was fat af tho

[Matthew @MattySLT]

@KG727714 @harrymack

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@willNYYanks Most of those calls were laughably bad

[Matthew @MattySLT]

@Ava_AM12ff What a fucking dork

[Matthew @MattySLT]

@HawkEmDownChris Will Clark

[Matthew @MattySLT]

@brutalfightz2 @brutalfightz Get off your ass you lazy fuck

[Matthew @MattySLT]

@nut_history Oakland Coliseum

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@RealRRothschild @TaraBull It’s a felony to harass the monk seals you turd

[Matthew @MattySLT]

@RealRRothschild @TaraBull Stfu you dumb bitch