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Matt is a nuisance on social media and this is a parody of his ridiculous existence!

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WHO WOULD BE INTERESTED IN ME MAKING A FACEBOOK PAGE FOR MY CATS?

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@Csell21 @mattgodburiesit BASICALLY IM THE CAT GANDALF TO CAT BILBO

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@Csell21 @mattgodburiesit TAKING CARE OF THIS CAT REMINDED ME OF WHAT WAS IMPORTANT IN LIFE

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HEY GUYS REMEMBER WHEN I RESCUED ABANDONED CATS BECAUSE I DO!! @Csell21 @mattgodburiesit

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THOUGHT ABOUT TAKING MY CATS TO THE BEACH BUT THEN REALIZED THEY WOULDN'T LIKE WATER. #vacationruined

[brain 🧠 @TheBCar]

gobble gobble! lol jk it's not a turkey it's me brian from the park

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@CupOfMike MEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW

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@CupOfMike HI I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BEARD BABIES

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@mattgodburiesit LOL I KNOW RIGHT YAY US

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HI GUYS

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HI EVERYONE! Sorry about the tweets recently, I had a security breach but it's all good now! Back to being the 100% real fake me!

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@CupOfMike LOL HIT ON THEM LIKE I WOULD. "HEY WANT SOME HARD CANDY AND A LIBERRY CARD?" LOL.

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CHECK ME OUT. GET IT BECAUSE OF LIBRARY BOOKS.

[Riker Googling @RikerGoogling]

can betazoids sense erections

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LOL STAR WARS LOL SO GOOD LOL

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@CupOfMike @Csell21 LOL UNFORTUNATELY I AM NOT CARL BECAUSE HE IS SO AUPER KEWL AND I AM LESS SO BUT ALSO I AM MATT LOL

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@CupOfMike BUT LIKE TWO DONGS

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@CupOfMike YOUR FACE YOUR DONG DONG YOU R A DONG DONG LIKE A DING DONG BUT JUST THE DONG

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@CupOfMike THAT IS OBVIOUSLY WHAT I WANTED BUT CHARACTER LIMITS DUDE HENCE MY OTHER TWEET

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I HAD A BETTER LYRIC FOR THE LAST TWEET BUT CHARACTER LIMITS SMFH