Matthew Turner

[Bruno Guimarães @brunoog97]

What a season — one I’ll never forget. I couldn’t be prouder of this team and our incredible fans. Together, we’ve written the most unforgettable chapter in the club’s history. After 70 long years, we brought home a trophy — and got the Champions League twice in three years. A dream that once felt distant is now our reality. Personally, I’m overwhelmed with gratitude — playing all 38 Premier League games and lifting a trophy in my first year as captain is something I’ll cherish forever. I thank God for every moment and my family for being my constant support. This is more than football — this is legacy. See you soon, Geordies.🖤🤍3️⃣9️⃣

[Bruno Guimarães @brunoog97]

I've never been so grateful! Thank you for everything, NUFC fans. What a day! I Will never forget it 🥹🖤🤍🇧🇷
@worflags

[Matt Le Tissier ✝️ @mattletiss7]

Someone posted this on Facebook...so true!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Cooking Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Heating Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Lighting Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Mortgage Tax
Pension Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Real Estate Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
Telephone Tax
Value Added Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Tax (VAT) on Tax.
And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?
Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges....
And we all know what we think of Bankers.

I hope this goes around the UK at least 1,000,000,000 times!!!

YOU can help it get there!

[Adam Pearson (YT) ⚫️⚪️ @AdamP1242]

This is not going well

#NUFC

[ToonArmy @toonarmy_com]

Castore are shocked by the amount of pre-orders for the new home kit and could take up to a month to fulfill orders.

It's time @NUFC @adidas 🤩

[ToonStats @t00nstats]

Great to Joelinton choose an #NUFC classic for his initiation song!

Nice to hear some of his teammates joining in too.

[PB @football_pb]

Man Utd's run to the final in the EFL cup

• Aston Villa (h)
• Burnley (h)
• Charlton (h)
• Nottingham Forest - 2 legs

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Eddie Howe and Newcastle are now 15 games unbeaten in the Premier League.

The first English manager to achieve the feat this century and the first time Newcastle have done it in their history. 🤯

[Bruno Guimarães @brunoog97]

What a feeling!! Enjoy your day, Newcastle fans! And great Easter to everybody! Thanks God! 🙏🏻🖤🤍😘

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

The best Bruno in the Premier League

[Matt @matt_bcfc4]

The greatest horse racing video ever 😂 #CheltenhamFestival

[Matthew Turner @MattyTurner42]

Already sold.

[The Magpie Group @MagpieGroupNUFC]

Assist: Burn
Goal: Bruno
Tears: Hasenhüttl

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Donny van de Beek turning down Newcastle because he didn't want to be involved in a relegation battle looks like the worst decision since Prince Andrew agreed to be interviewed by Emily Maitlis

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

It'll be interesting to see who ends up second to Joelinton in the Ballon D'Or

[r kid shawcross @LeeShawcross70]

Putting us in lockdown but keeping the boarders open is like trying to run a bath with no plug in

[will @will_1889]

NYE in tier 4