mat watkinson

voice artist, copywriter, actor, journalist and dj, @[email protected] [email protected]

[mat watkinson @matwatkinson]

@TNLUK I don’t want to purchase a second line in any game. I just want one lucky dip. But my app won’t let me move on. What’s the problem?

[mat watkinson @matwatkinson]

@jamesmartinchef love your show James but why did you keep calling congee “cogee”? Possibly the fault of the scriptwriter?

[mat watkinson @matwatkinson]

@sat_jamesmartin love James but why did no one tell him in advance it’s congee, not “cogee”? He said it so many times yesterday and with two top chefs on the show.

[mat watkinson @matwatkinson]

@BriefcaseMike I haven’t heard her interview, Mike. When was it?

[Just Dave now @justdavenow89]

I stand with @carolvorders for the amount of abuse she gets on here from right wing idiots including wanna be mps.
keep going carol!
decent folk apperciate you :)

[mat watkinson @matwatkinson]

@easyJet you are an absolute disgrace for people with a disability. Your only dept for special needs is a uk line you can’t ring from abroad. How insulting to people who need support. And you don’t reply to Facebook messages.

[mat watkinson @matwatkinson]

@easyJet trying to contact you by Facebook messenger re booking

[mat watkinson @matwatkinson]

JD Vance: a tosser, a wanker and a waste of space. Lucky to get that biopic before the world found out how much of a grifter he is.

[mat watkinson @matwatkinson]

@Argos_Online I placed an order today, having signed up for £5 voucher. I got told any vouchers would be applied at checkout: it arrived over half an hour after I’d paid and my purchase was ready. Not happy at all.

[mat watkinson @matwatkinson]

@LidlGB good morning. Can you help me understand why your Scarborough store is frequently out of lactose free milk? And so few Gluten Free products? We use your stores on Corfu & they’re much better stocked. Your loyal customers deserve better.

[mat watkinson @matwatkinson]

@CarlaFowler hi! Think it’s worth looking into the row on NextDoor and Facebook over the awful statue it’s planned to be installed at the Spa? I hate it, and the way it’s been commissioned in secret

[mat watkinson @matwatkinson]

@virginmedia trying to order additional pod/hub but your system doesn’t allow

[Liz Webster @LizWebsterSBF]

🧵 This has to be the funniest Brexit moment yet.

The Brexit-loving brigade spluttering into their cornflakes as they discover The Telegraph has been sold to a German media company.

The irony is spectacular.

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

One of the greatest ever anti-war (Iraq) speeches by the late, great Tony Benn:

“What fools we are to live in a generation for which war is a computer game for our children and just an interesting little channel for news item.
Every Member of Parliament tonight who votes for the Government motion will be consciously and deliberately accepting responsibility for the deaths of innocent people if the war begins.”

[Fred Sirieix @fredsirieix1]

”This is not Winston Churchill we are dealing with”

So much to say about that but let’s go straight to the heart of the matter.

We are not your vassal.

I don’t agree with your stupid war #notinmyname

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

It’s genuinely weird that an ex-cabinet minister can be bothered to troll me. I investigated you & found you oversaw the biggest electoral fraud in modern UK history & got away with it. You won. Move on. Get a hobby or something.

[Clive Wismayer 🇪🇺🥪 @CliveWismayer]

Run your eye over this. He ‘breached standards’. Sounds like he entered the dining room without wearing a tie, whereas he introduced a company in which he had an undisclosed interest (a failing recruitment co.) which was awarded £50M to provide PPE, much of which proved unusable.

[mat watkinson @matwatkinson]

@GordonFielden @PaulAdams72 Yes

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

No we fucking don’t.

This is not even close to what’s happening

Hey @UKLabour how about introducing a bit of press regulation? Just a thought.

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Israel has spent the past year desecrating international law on live TV.

Now it is waging war on the UN itself, including 10,000 peacekeepers from 50 countries stationed in Lebanon.

What will it take for the UK to end its military, economic & diplomatic support for Israel?