Maureen Barkley

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My husband thinks that essential oils are what drops out of tacos!

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Considering that so many foods "taste like chicken," why are eggs not one of them?

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@TravelationsTV Thank you, Dan!!! I hope that you are well!! Please give your family our best! C & I have 2 grandchildren now. It's the best!

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Someone asked me where Engagement, Ohio was. I told him it was between Dayton & Marion :)

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@GlennSiegel4 I have a million of them! Charles steals them from me all of the time and doesn't give me credit. I'm going to sue him.

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I wonder if the average Apple employee works longer on any given day that the average Apple phone battery!

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@JonathanLingo Thank you so much!!!! I also hope that you and your family are well!!! All is great on our end :)

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I have a step ladder. I never really knew my real ladder but luckily, my step ladder raised me.

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@DickeySheri Thank you, girl!

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When my daughter was a kid, she told us she wanted to marry a mailman, but we wouldn't letter.

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Charles & I were watching "Bar Rescue." It was the episode where Jon Haffer begins the show by hating the owner but they worked it out and are now besties.

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I accidentally bumped into a clown earlier with my grocery cart. He said "hello." What a polite jester!!

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My husband thought that essential oils are what drips off of pepperoni pizza.

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@NDhyne I miss you MORE!!!!

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Whoever performed surgery on the guy from the OPERATION game should be sued for malpractice. Dude was obviously awake!

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@GlennSiegel4 I'm not a gambler so I barely go to Vegas. I'll let you know if I make my way out there.

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@GlennSiegel4 Thank you!!!

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@GlennSiegel4 ......and a wig!

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@SharonB84369622 Thank you!!

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My husband told me our dryer was shrinking his clothing. I told him that I think it's our refrigerator.

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Although I am perpetually early....I set all of my clocks ahead to avoid being late. All it's done is sharpen my subtraction skills.