Megan Broadbent

[Megan Broadbent @MauriceYangkjs]

Don't give me mix signals, just keep it real

[Megan Broadbent @MauriceYangkjs]

A real woman doesn't have to throw dirt on another females name to feel more secure about herself

[Megan Broadbent @MauriceYangkjs]

If?He?Has?A?Girl?Friend?Back?The?Hell?Up?And?If?She?Has?A?Boy?Friend?Back?Up?Get?Yo?Own?Boo?

[Megan Broadbent @MauriceYangkjs]

Teachers act fake when the principal comes in the classroom.

[Megan Broadbent @MauriceYangkjs]

My car runs on gas, not friendship. So pay the fuck up.

[Megan Broadbent @MauriceYangkjs]

Every female knows that one annoying boy who constantly asks "So when we gonna chill?"

[Megan Broadbent @MauriceYangkjs]

Too many people getting comfortable saying the word "nigga"

[Megan Broadbent @MauriceYangkjs]

Taken is the adult version of finding nemo.

[Megan Broadbent @MauriceYangkjs]

I ignored your call 3-4 times in a row and all of a sudden, a BLOCKED call pops up, who the H E L L you tryna fool? I know thats yo ass.

[Megan Broadbent @MauriceYangkjs]

I'll ride with you through bullshit, just don't bullshit me.

[Megan Broadbent @MauriceYangkjs]

#IDontHaveTimeFor being an option

[Megan Broadbent @MauriceYangkjs]

#ReasonsWhyWeDontGetAlong Your ratchet.

[Megan Broadbent @MauriceYangkjs]

#ToMyFutureSon Say NO to ratchet hoes!

[Megan Broadbent @MauriceYangkjs]

You are never too old for Disney movies.

[Megan Broadbent @MauriceYangkjs]

#WaysToGetShot Leave the door open when you leave my room.

[Megan Broadbent @MauriceYangkjs]

I cant stand when people say a babies age in months after a year old. "Yeah he's 29 months old." -_- Bitch don't make me do math.

[Megan Broadbent @MauriceYangkjs]

Me: Babe, are you jealous? Her: No. Me: Are you sure? Her: Yes. Me: Kiss me. Her: GO KISS THAT BITCH WHO LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK!!!

[Megan Broadbent @MauriceYangkjs]

It's going to be drizzy outside. Expect a lil wayne.

[Megan Broadbent @MauriceYangkjs]

1 new message: runs for phone, jumps over sofa, pushed mom out the way. Grabs phone... The message: "K"

[Megan Broadbent @MauriceYangkjs]

If your boyfriend only wants you for your breast, thighs and legs; Send him to KFC. You're a lady, not a value meal!