Dave Mays

I AM... Dave Mays.... Just a silly little clever guy, living amongst all the lies.

[Dave Mays @MaveDays]

@not_onions @AdamSchefter Oh. It def happened 😬

[Dave Mays @MaveDays]

@AustinPlanet @AdamSchefter Uhhhhh. It DID

[The Liberty Line @LibertyLinePHL]

Sunday. 3 PM. Philly.

#FlyEaglesFly

[Dave Mays @MaveDays]

@missyperez thank you for a great evening with friends #Phillies

[Dave Mays @MaveDays]

@zagwsoccer apparently $30 is an acceptable tip on $700+ dollars for the staff to share? Program keeping the funding close to home. Congrats on your win though!!!

[Dave Mays @MaveDays]

Ohhh boyyyy. Two days in a row @ColinCowherd, ya boy @TomBrady in a backwards hat AGAIN on national TV. That goat sure is a knucklehead. Maybe the @Buccaneers should release him. 🤷🏼‍♂���🤣

[Dave Mays @MaveDays]

@coachjfranklin Are. you. KIDDING ME James!? Really!!!?

[Dave Mays @MaveDays]

@ColinCowherd ey buddy. Ey. YA BOYYYY, @TomBrady has a backwards hat on…. The goat isn’t a knucklehead. He’s world class. Is it ok now? Should I turn the music down? Wanna catch dinner in LA at 5pm?

[Dave Mays @MaveDays]

Apparently the voice of God announces @OleMissFB games…

#secfootball @RazorbackFB @SECNetwork

[Dave Mays @MaveDays]

#PennState !!!!!!!!!! Good job boys!!!! Best opener ive seen in YEARS!!!

[Bill Burr @billburr]

Woooooo! #pennState

[Dave Mays @MaveDays]

Absolute garbage targeting call. This is whats wrong with football. Qb takes the risk and wants that call. Shoulders hit first. Embarrassing. Play the game. #PennStatevswisconsin #PennState

[Dave Mays @MaveDays]

F you!!! You’ll never get our Pupa!!! #SolarOpposites  #KorvosBBQSweepstakes

[Dave Mays @MaveDays]

@hitRECordJoe A terribly photoshopped tree

[Dave Mays @MaveDays]

@barstoolsports @Starting9 This is insane. Haha. HOW!?

[Dave Mays @MaveDays]

I’m pretty sure people forget about 9/11 all the time...

[Dave Mays @MaveDays]

Not even asking friends what they’re up to this weekend, just asking if they have AC

[Dave Mays @MaveDays]

Can we all agree we will no longer correct Ducking...?

[Dave Mays @MaveDays]

@missyperez Never had a cup in my life...

[Dave Mays @MaveDays]

Can you imagine spending several days caring about someone’s Madden rating?