RandomGuy

Your beliefs don’t make you a better person, your behavior does.

[Sarcasm @sarcastic_us]

Mom: Why is everything on the floor..??
Me: Gravity Mom..

*Flying Sandal Received*

[Sarcasm @sarcastic_us]

I wish my parents were like Google. They should understand me before I complete a sentence.

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