Friendly neighborhood jolly fellow who's tryna play the video games for a living one day. Follow me and I'll follow you to the ends of the Earth, babe.
In two hours I’ve officially been married for a whole year! Here’s the anniversary present I got my wife, my favorite photo from our wedding painted in oil!
@Dakstack I don’t even remember the circumstances of which this scheduling debacle happened but I do remember my availability opening up and you REbailing
J.K. Rowling reveals that the literal only time Dumbledore wasn't glazed in hot dollops of man-mustard was, by sheer coincidence, the exact moments he appeared in the books and movies and also that his headmaster's chair had an invisible dildo that slid into him when he sat on it
I’m making a return to streaming tonight as I play #RocketLeague against one of my friend’s little brother for a 50 dollar donation toward joining us on his big brothers bachelor party, if he loses he has to eat a Triple Fish Filet from @McDonalds . https://t.co/2ccwqHWJkN