Max2O

[bluven @bluven1983]

@yukkurieconomic 散是满天星，聚是一团屎

[Max2O @Max2O69]

@Monte_Esports i won 69 cents

[Max2O @Max2O69]

what

[Real Madrid C.F. 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @realmadriden]

👋 Welcome, Mourinho 👋

[redrum @griffisu]

“all men do is use women” ive never once found a woman useful

[Åsmund Mareno Johannes Breivik Hansen 🇳🇴 @Gangdraupne]

Farvel for nå gamle venn. Vi sees igjen om en 50 år.

[senburi @well_to_ocean]

ちんぽって大きさも向きもあるからベクトルだよね

[Neet @neet_sol]

Mfs will genuinely brag about working 60+ hours a week like it's a flex or something

Bro you're a slave

[Nikita Bier @nikitabier]

We are revising our developer API policies:

We will no longer allow apps that reward users for posting on X (aka “infofi”). This has led to a tremendous amount of AI slop & reply spam on the platform.

We have revoked API access from these apps, so your X experience should start improving soon (once the bots realize they’re not getting paid anymore).

If your developer account was terminated, please reach out and we will assist in transitioning your business to Threads and Bluesky.

[DAN KOE @thedankoe]

https://t.co/7l7Jef99QZ

[Neel Somani @neelsomani]

Weekend win: The proof I submitted for Erdos Problem #397 was accepted by Terence Tao.

The proof was generated by GPT 5.2 Pro and formalized with Harmonic.

Many open problems are sitting there, waiting for someone to prompt ChatGPT to solve them:

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Don't start a PhD unless you're willing to do the hard work of having rich parents

[Oh Chale. @Tbag__1]

my mum is begging me to marry and have a kid because “I work”. I begged this woman to buy me a PS2 console when I was 10. She did NOT . We shall see

[StarLadder CS2 @StarLadder_CS]

Aura.

[mayerr @ymmayerr]

we need to have more fun in life because literally nothing matters.

[Anshul Kundaje @anshulkundaje]

Repeat after me.

FUCK citation counts.

Just do meaningful work that you enjoy, do a great job making it accessible and present it honestly so folks can use it and build on it optimally. That's it.

[Razed Esports @RazedEsport]

🚨 BREAKING: donk is learning English so he can reject HEROIC

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

Lord, remove any laziness from my body and push me to my full potential the rest of this year.

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

I don't know man, I've just got this crazy confidence that everything will work out in the end.

[direktur.crypto @direkturcrypto]

Airdrop Farmer Translator 📖

> ​Community First = VCs dump first, you get the dust
> ​Snapshot Not Taken = Snapshot was taken 6 months ago, keep working for free
> ​Mainnet Beta = The code is broken, please deposit your life savings
> ​Sybil Resistant = We are banning real users because their IP address changed once
> ​Governance Token = Worthless coin that lets you vote on things we will ignore
> ​Incentivized Testnet = You are an unpaid intern
​TGE Soon = Q4 2026 (maybe)
> ​Organic Growth = We have $0 marketing budget
> ​Points System = Black Mirror social credit score for degens
> ​Claim Live = Gas fees are currently $150
> ​Anti Bot Measures = You need to scan your iris and give us your DNA
> ​Fair Launch = The team snipped 80% of the supply in block 0
> ​Bridge to L2 = Pay $30 in ETH gas to move $5
​Active Discord Member = You typed GM and WAGMI 5,000 times like a robot
> ​Linear Vesting = You will receive $0.40 every month for 3 years
> ​Strategic Partnership = Two dying projects retweeting each other
> ​Utility = You can stake the token to earn more of the worthless token
> ​Roadmap Update = We are delaying the launch again
> ​KYC Required = The IRS would like to know your location
> ​Phase 1 Complete = We ran out of money
> ​Ecosystem Rewards = We are paying influencers, not you
> ​Strict Eligibility Criteria = Only the founder friends qualified
> ​Network Congestion = Our blockchain can only handle 3 transactions per second
> ​Galxe Quest = Follow 50 Twitter accounts you will mute immediately
> ​Leaderboard = A list of people with more money than you
> ​Mystery Box = Contains a common NFT worth $0.0001
> ​Early Adopter = Exit liquidity
> ​Referral Program = Pyramid scheme with extra steps
> ​Gas Refund = We will pay you back in a token that will drop 99%
> ​Multi Chain Future = Now you can get rekt on 5 different blockchains
> ​DAO Vote = The whale with 1 million tokens decides everything
> ​Claim Window: 24 Hours = We hope you are asleep so we can keep the tokens
> ​Surprise Airdrop = Sent to 10 wallets, 9 belong to the dev

Bookmark this 🔖 for the next time a founder tries to gaslight you.