Max quotes

Stuff Max says

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Juan.

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("This is going on the Hub.")

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I just keep Twinkies and shit in my pocket.

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"Big wieners? Question mark? Huh? huh?"

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Table.

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"Your titties are hard for me."

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"I've broken four fans! I have no fans!"

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"...Twitter would just be overflowing! AND YOU DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN!"

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"Yeah Tyler, now I get to poop on you."

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"You work the cornholes on Phillips Highway??"

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"I say hiiii."

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"I like potatoes."

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"What ends in "fffff"?? Spoonfff?"

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"I don't even want this WAAAATERRR."