Max Coits

Witty, classy, intelligent, satirical, deviant, web persona. Habitual line-crosser. Wanna know more? Inquire within

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Awwwwwwww...poor ESPN content programmers. No continuous Duke a**-kissing this week...😢

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Luv how these announcers are trying to make it seem like the SEC basketball championship is interesting...

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At this rate...Zion Williamson will get as many or more four letter network personalities slobbering on his junk as LeBron and Tom Brady.

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Whoa....wait...the Chiefs had a secondary? 🤔 https://t.co/SUbqgRYEpa

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NFL insiders report that ESPN is already uncontrollably salivating over the thought of orally pleasuringTom Brady's junk...

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Oh...the NHL All-star Game?

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Turning off ESPN for the next 30 days...the Patriot p*nis sucking is ridiculous.

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So Cody Parkey is pretty much guaranteed fired now huh?

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Tomorrow's programming...ESPN ...open mouth...insert Patriots' p*nises...

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@jimrome 🎶Hey 'Nawlins!...Tell me how my A** tastes!!!🎶

-yours
NFL referees

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How's THAT taste 'Nawlins?!

Who dat?

Dat was YOU!

Getting royally BONED.

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Wow! Someone turned down an offer for a spot on the Arizona Cardinals coaching staff!...Craziness!...🤔

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.@stephenasmith Stephen A....a GLORIOUS Cowboy day to you sir!

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F**k Jason Garrett, f**k the Cowboys and especially a major, MAJOR f**k you to Jerry Jones!!!

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I haven't been this happy since ND got their balls slapped and bounced out of the CFP! 💕

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Suck a DICK Alabama!

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LMAO!!! Alabama! You have nothing to look forward to in your unwashed, uneducated, ignorant, backwards lives until next August! LOLOLOL! 🏈👎🏈👎🏈 #suckit

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Go ahead and ask me how badly I feel for the state of Alabama, Bama football, or the SEC...

...go ahead

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Hi Bama!!!