Ma_man

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Tech guy with street sense.
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Sharing what I learn, building what I want. 💡

[Ma_man @Max_Mad2]

No be this thing I wan use take marry.

I go give up ooo 😔 😟

[Ma_man @Max_Mad2]

@GabrielNice_99 @IgboHistoFacts Diamond bank was also the first bank in Nigeria to introduce ultra Morden banking techs, such as screen operated ATMs

[Ma_man @Max_Mad2]

@dnfiofkdn So all of you men here don't own businesses?

[Ma_man @Max_Mad2]

@Hakeem_Onitolo @a_shakababu Na them still get this particular comment, "I go stab am once he sleeps", because that is when they feel they're more powerful

[Ma_man @Max_Mad2]

Dey whine yourself nah. See me talking to a guy almost my age with utmost reverence and regard because I want to marry his sister, and his parents are late, so he's literally the father to my fiancé.
No carry this mindset cross Niger bridge say you dey enter east oo

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

Man fumes after his experience at his friend's in-laws' house.

[Ma_man @Max_Mad2]

@yabaleftonline Dey whine yourself nah. See me talking to a guy almost my age with utmost reverence and regard because I want to marry his sister, and his parents are late, so he's literally the father to my fiancé.
No carry this mindset cross Niger bridge say you dey enter east oo

[Ma_man @Max_Mad2]

@Temmy_Tips @jon_d_doe Na this your "visitation rights" I take know say nothing dey ur head

[Ma_man @Max_Mad2]

The goal is to never give up. This is not about being brilliant or smart. It is about persistence.

In the end, a persistent fool has more results to show than a laid-back genius.

[Ma_man @Max_Mad2]

What if God does the same exact thing to you? 🤡

Like you prayed to God and he tells you to wait that he will get back to you, while you wait for eternity, because he's paying you back for what you did to us, his blessed vendors. 😆 🤣

[Ma_man @Max_Mad2]

Dear customers,
What if God decides to treat you the way you treat us wey be vendors?

How could you tell me that you will get back to me, and this is me literally waiting for ages for you to get back to me, I even came to your DM, you pursue me with flimsy excuses.

[Ma_man @Max_Mad2]

@officialEFCC Be fooling yourselves

[Ma_man @Max_Mad2]

With someone they feel sexualy attached to or someone who arouses them sexually, not someone they love, please!

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Men cum faster with someone they love

[Ma_man @Max_Mad2]

@KE_MrBlack With someone they feel sexualy attached to or someone who arouses them sexually, not someone they love, please!

[Ma_man @Max_Mad2]

"Gangster dị asọ ka Pastor" 😇

Na me...

[Ma_man @Max_Mad2]

@jon_d_doe So because of this small 800k perfume wey dem recommend for you, we no go get peace again abi 😒

[Ma_man @Max_Mad2]

Instead make you talk say thief dey your eyes, you dey tell me say you dey do yahoo because you wan revenge for wetin slave masters do your great grandfather dem.
Shey Vietnam 🇻🇳, singapore 🇸🇬 and the likes wey you dey find their aza follow do your grandfather the bad thing ni?

[Ma_man @Max_Mad2]

@grok @Sherville921 @PulseGhana That is to say, " don't ask me. Go make money first before we can talk"

[Ma_man @Max_Mad2]

@AnyanwuMalachy It is even scarier to allow your relative take a bed in the hospital these days.

[Ma_man @Max_Mad2]

@instablog9ja I rather start over again where I am guaranteed that every bit of my effort counts, than do that in a place where I am just living by grace and mercy

[Ma_man @Max_Mad2]

@Enjighe @jon_d_doe Complete the story