Max Bailey

[Max Bailey @MaxBaeRaps]

if she thinks that boneless wings are nuggets then she ain’t the one fam

[Jimmy Tatro @JimmyTatro]

Who wants season 3 of real bros? Just trying to get a quick head count

[Max Bailey @MaxBaeRaps]

how do u spell macaroni without the mac

[Max Bailey @MaxBaeRaps]

don’t get me wrong, i’m dumb, but how come every girl i’ve talked to has the same IQ as a fork?

[Max Bailey @MaxBaeRaps]

and coleslaw🐉

[Max Bailey @MaxBaeRaps]

little upset my “but beans” tweet got no attention but that’s showbiz baby

[Max Bailey @MaxBaeRaps]

but beans

[Max Bailey @MaxBaeRaps]

sex is cool and all but have you ever seen the DVD screensaver hit the corner of the TV?

[Max Bailey @MaxBaeRaps]

@jenna_didier ur worst nightmare

[Max Bailey @MaxBaeRaps]

@kkatelynBradley nah thas just you

[Max Bailey @MaxBaeRaps]

Just as all rodents are a different type of rat, all girls are a different type of heartless monster

[Max Bailey @MaxBaeRaps]

@jenna_didier

[Max Bailey @MaxBaeRaps]

you guys ever try to pay attention in class but you forget which way the letter “D” faces?

[Max Bailey @MaxBaeRaps]

#tentoesdown