Max Bernstein

[Max Bernstein @MaxBernstein38]

Throwback to when I saw a therapist at my school and she told me I was wasting my time because I probably had a brain tumor

[Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet]

Universities: Need help? Use our mental health services!

The services:
-A golden retriever comes to the library once a week
-There's one therapist on the campus of 40,000 students
-There are bathroom stalls you can cry in for free!

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

NO. 3 GEORGIA GETS UPSET IN ATHENS!

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

The moment the Angels completed their combined no-hitter with No. 45 on their backs, honoring their late teammate, Tyler Skaggs 🙏

[Max Bernstein @MaxBernstein38]

Jokes on you I wanted to die anyway

[Max Bernstein @MaxBernstein38]

@c_murph15 So that’s why you poked me this morning

[Max Bernstein @MaxBernstein38]

@rymilTSOD @King_DanHorn Nick foles threw for 7tds in a single game. Your point?

[Max Bernstein @MaxBernstein38]

20,000 species of bees and you choose a picture of a hover fly 🤦‍♂️

[Defra UK @DefraGovUK]

Today representatives from 26 organisations will be presented with a #BeesNeedsChampion award by Lord Gardiner at @kewgardens for their efforts to protect our pollinators
#beesneeds #pollinators @KeepBritainTidy

[Max Bernstein @MaxBernstein38]

Anti Vaxxer Responsible Bartender

🤝

Not giving kids shots

[hi @Chainbody]

mike wazowskis feeble limbs large vulnerable eye and poor depth perception would make him one of the easiest pixar characters to kill in combat

[Max Bernstein @MaxBernstein38]

@Saberspark @taylorratwaterr @King_DanHorn

[SHAQ @SHAQ]

im at knots berry farms n my butts 2 big 2 fit in da seats on ride. ahhhhhh (dats me yellin)

[Lara Trump @LaraLeaTrump]

Have a great week, everybody! 🕺🏼

[Max Bernstein @MaxBernstein38]

@skydaddyflex @OrtlundNick @OrtlundNick

[Max Bernstein @MaxBernstein38]

@skydaddyflex @OrtlundNick

[Max Bernstein @MaxBernstein38]

My mom convinced me I was allergic to apple juice until I was 16 because she didn’t like the smell

[Zendaya @Zendaya]

Apple juice is underrated

[Max Bernstein @MaxBernstein38]

@rymilTSOD @antonlima23 I’ll be there as well