Max Deacon

[Kairos.MP5 @KAIROSMMA2]

OH MY GOODNESS. I never thought I would ever say this . BRYCE MITCHELL IS FUCKING SPITTING

[Paul Holdengraber @holdengraber]

📖 Quite some extraordinary endorsements for “Wild Things: A Geography of Grief.” If you are in Brooklyn on 11/11 Join us on pub day for the launch of Barbara Wansbrough’s first book!
I will be on hand to help!
https://t.co/LYEIUUgNHV

[Goals Side @goalsside]

🚨🚨| 𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐃: Chelsea have become the FIRST club in the history of football to win ALL the major trophies:

• Premier League
• FA Cup
• EFL Cup
• Champions League
• Europa League
• Conference League
• Club World Cup

[Mayor Karen Bass @MayorOfLA]

For the second night in a row, firefighters will be working through the night battling blazes in Los Angeles.

On behalf of a grateful City, we thank you.

[Max Deacon @MaxD9]

I like this, it looks like it holds an evil spell.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Trophy for FIFA Club World Cup. 🏆✨

[Heath @LeastHesFunny_]

The 2018 John Mulaney “Horse In A Hospital” bit is still so great 😂 Best part is he doesn’t mention the name Trump at all. Oh America, you finally removed the horse from the hospital. DO NOT let it back in 😬

[Netflix @netflix]

Spend a day in 2003!

Time Cut is NOW PLAYING.

[Max Deacon @MaxD9]

@ljbrameld He has a 65 year contract!

[Max Deacon @MaxD9]

Palmer knew.

[. @11hxgo]

Cole Palmer acaba de meter 4 goles días después de que dijese esto por si metía 4 goles alguna vez 💀💀💀💀 https://t.co/2ejvE2Y87l

[Max Deacon @MaxD9]

@ljbrameld Haven’t seen the likes since the days of a young Tom Moran

[Max Deacon @MaxD9]

I love this. It’s so cumbersome.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The Batman popcorn bucket in action.

Available starting from August 28.

[Max Deacon @MaxD9]

This is surely a man.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

The Harpy Eagle is the most powerful Eagle in the world. It’s wingspan can get up to 7.5 feet‼️😳

[Complexity @Complexity]

🎁 We have @EAMaddenNFL codes! Like & RT for a chance to win

+ @Drini is competing in the Kickoff Classic today! You can too at https://t.co/ItXeNYOQWH

[Max Deacon @MaxD9]

All this Raygun chat is very funny but I don’t like the way people are punctuating the jokes with the fact that she’s 36- which is a year older than me and so still very, very young.

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

when they call tim walz “far left” they mean “provided school children with food”

[Max Deacon @MaxD9]

Me with a Jersey Mikes Sub

[Groupthink @groupthink__]

anything is perfect if you love it

[Max Deacon @MaxD9]

@anon_opin This is correct as well.

[Max Deacon @MaxD9]

@anon_opin Good take.

[Max Deacon @MaxD9]

@ManMadeMoon It’s the most frustrating.

[Max Deacon @MaxD9]

Outstanding.

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

#AccidentalPartridge