Max Dionne

[Lon Harris @Lons]

Viewing personal relationships like a role-playing game in which you are attempting to "level up" is obviously sociopathic and predatory, but I'd also like to point out the phrase "higher-character people" as worthy of derision and scorn.

[Max Dionne @MaxDionne]

All I want to know is if anyone actually took the train to the #oscars

[Max Dionne @MaxDionne]

My house is like the end of signs but with quarter full cans of la croix

[Los Feliz Daycare @LosFelizDaycare]

SNL comin thru!!!!

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Great thread on where we are in the vaccine rollout

[DC Becca @Becca2885]

@BetoORourke Read this thread if you want to get an idea of just how desperately we need to pass the #ForThePeopleAct. It’s a nightmare if we don’t.

[Max Dionne @MaxDionne]

Mortal kombat was the most fun I’ve had the movies all year. Also the only time I’ve been to the movies all year.

[Max Dionne @MaxDionne]

@Lons Yes that is very dad. Also Aaron sorkins favorite band based on multiple viewings of the west wing.

[Max Dionne @MaxDionne]

Whats the ultimate Dad Rock band? Huey Lewis and the News? Doobie Brothers? Toto?

[Max Dionne @MaxDionne]

This is the only music I listen to now: https://t.co/ZxgHteVYu6

[Max Dionne @MaxDionne]

@Lons Don't worry, I'm deep into Steely Dan. But they might get a little TOO jazzy. I need more Kenny Loggins energy to really get movin' while I'm emptying the dishwasher

[Max Dionne @MaxDionne]

Side effect of having a toddler is how many cold half-eaten eggo waffles are now a part of my diet

[Joe Bereta @joebereta]

Alright @mrbobodenkirk - gotta know- what was the worst injury you got doing all this action? @NobodyMovie #nobodytime

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

“Sorry ‘bout the mess.” — Han Solo and Hutch Mansell #NobodyTime

[Max Dionne @MaxDionne]

But @mrbobodenkirk is seriously amazing in #NobodyMovie. And the movie is really fun.

[Max Dionne @MaxDionne]

They should reveal that Nobody takes place in the John Wick universe.

[Max Dionne @MaxDionne]

Garlics of the Galaxy definitely sounds like an intergalactic family style Italian restaurant.

[Trisha Hershberger @thatgrltrish]

My kid's best fandom phrases so far include "Pablo Baggins" and "Garlics of the Galaxy" and I must know more about both immediately 😂

Who is this new latino shire-inhabitant?? And what types of delicious space food are waiting to be discovered? Kids are fun y'all lol

[Max Dionne @MaxDionne]

Zombie Zack Snyder > DC Zack Snyder

[Max Dionne @MaxDionne]

@Lons EXACTLY!!

[Max Dionne @MaxDionne]

Good. Now put the stuff they put in redbull in it.

[Lon Harris @Lons]

Or you could just drink actual alcoholic beverages like an adult! Either way!