I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.
AJ Brown sat in his college dorm and watched Nick Foles drop dick on his Goat in the Super Bowl we shoulda known his love for the Eagles would always be fake lmaoo
food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof