SET

Lover of biology, video games, soccer, music, all things orange and Philly. And garlic. Mmmm!

[evil @EVILSCRE4M]

when the music hits in a saw movie 🤌

[マルプーのぽてと @potato_maltipoo]

在宅ワーク中は常にコレ

[SET @Maxganium64]

@MingxiTzu Smol Mingxi was the absolute cutest!!!

[valentine @valawakened]

when hayao miyazaki said that true love was two people inspiring each other to live...recognizing just how hard living is, putting one foot in front of the other every day, how easy it is to lose our passion for it...... that's the real shit

[𝙆𝙃𝙄𝙍𝙊 @MetaTradingCo]

@_GoldenManiac_ real

[victryena 💪📋 @victryena]

you will never be her

[Ellie Hall @ellievhall]

Same energy:

[Splatoon North America @SplatoonNA]

An emergency notice from Grizzco:

"We're observing some signs indicating an upcoming Big Big Run. Hordes of Salmonids are expected to come ashore on June 19. We appreciate your cooperation to overcome this impending threat."

Uh-oh, time to assemble some friends!

[Iamemperor @Iamemperor00]

My uncle accidentally became a relationship guru after giving one drunk piece of advice at a barbecue and now thousands of people online think he’s emotionally enlightened.

This man has been divorced three times.

Not tragic divorces either.
Confusing divorces.

One wife left because he bought a jet ski during a financial crisis.
Another left after he got banned from a casino in Tunica for “celebrating too aggressively.”

This is not a wise man.

But at a family barbecue last summer, my cousin was going through a breakup and asked everybody for advice.

Most people said normal things:
“Focus on yourself.”
“Time heals.”
“Communication matters.”

Then my uncle, six beers deep and holding half a hotdog, says:
“If somebody loves you, they’ll make your life quieter, not louder.”

Silence.

Everybody paused.

Because somehow… that was actually profound.

My cousin started crying.
An aunt whispered,
“That’s beautiful.”

Even my uncle looked confused by what came out of his mouth.

Now a normal person would leave it there.

But my younger cousin recorded the moment and uploaded it to TikTok with slow piano music in the background.

Overnight:
2 million views.

The comments were insane.

“This healed me.”
“Who is this wise older gentleman?”
“He speaks like a retired warrior.”

RETIRED FROM WHAT???
BUFFALO WILD WINGS???

Suddenly people wanted more advice.

So my cousin starts posting clips of my uncle talking at random family events.

The thing is, my uncle naturally speaks in exhausted Southern metaphors.

Not intentionally.
That’s just how divorced men over 50 communicate.

So he’d say things like:
“You can’t force peace outta people committed to thunder.”

And people online would LOSE THEIR MINDS.

Whole comment sections analyzing his words like scripture.

One woman wrote:
“This man understands feminine pain.”

He once tried microwaving aluminum foil.

Anyway the account exploded.
Podcasts started reaching out.
A wellness page reposted him with captions like:
“The masculinity we need.”

My uncle fully leaned into it.

Started wearing earth-tone sweaters.
Bought reading glasses with no prescription because they made him “look thoughtful.”
Began ending sentences with long pauses while staring into the distance.

He created a persona.

Then came the live events.

A local bookstore invited him to host a talk called:
“Healing Through Stillness.”

This man does not heal through stillness.
He heals through beer and avoiding phone calls.

But people packed the venue anyway.

Women in flowing cardigans.
Men trying to reconnect with their emotions.
At least four people who definitely own crystals.

My uncle walks onstage looking terrified.

First question:
“How do you recover after betrayal?”

This man takes a long sip of water and says:
“Well… raccoons only fight when there’s food around.”

THE ROOM ERUPTED IN APPLAUSE.

I leaned over to my cousin and whispered:
“What does that even mean?”

My cousin goes:
“I don’t think he knows anymore.”

That’s the scary part.

People started assigning meaning to EVERYTHING he said.

At one point he accidentally forgot a sentence halfway through and muttered:
“Sometimes you just gotta… y’know.”

Someone in the audience wrote it in a notebook.

Then Netflix-level disaster struck.

A major podcast invited him on for a two-hour interview.

Now he had to sustain wisdom conversationally instead of through random one-liners.

The hosts were asking deep questions about emotional vulnerability, childhood trauma, attachment styles…

And you could visibly watch him running out of mystical nonsense in real time.

At one point they asked:
“What do you think is the biggest issue in modern relationships?”

Long pause.

My uncle panics and says:
“People text too close to bedtime.”

Clip went viral instantly.

Thousands of comments:
“He’s right.”
“This changed my perspective.”
“Sleep energy is real.”

SLEEP ENERGY???

[MingxiTzu 🇨🇦 @MingxiTzu]

Be kind to each other. 💕
#KindnessMattersMonday

[とまと @sTMT_TMTk]

💚
#MAR13Day #MAR13 #ホタルちゃんの日

[BeMoreBob @bemorebob2]

Bright of eye, curly of floof, ever ready, ever happy, bouncy of walk, kind and gentle, full of zooms. Life loving, life giving, forever holding our hearts.

Who needs anything more.

[Sir Bailey @SirBailey2]

Mommy hers was crying. Happy tears today 😊 Hers working to’s help start. An new dog rescue. Hers frens thems been working since last year. An Mommy hers joined this year 😊 An today’s with alls the’s insurance thems gots. Them got thems very first dog. Miss Nova hers an girl. Like Rosie🌹🎉Mommy hers said when the’s new website it’s ready. Thems will hast an Launch Party March 14th!!! An me’s an Rosie we’s invited 😁🐶🐾 #dogsoftwitter #dogsofx #dogslife #doggo #pets 💚 #lasvegas
Mommy here: If you would like to make any donation… Thank you!!! We still have a long way to go. You can read our journey on the donation link: https://t.co/k4qVNIxGa0
Facebook: https://t.co/eM8WVYXEe3 (You have to click under Meta either copy link or open in browser.) This really is an exciting day for us/me ❤️ (and after the health issues - me & Daddy - the past 4 days… 🎉🎉🎉) PLEASE SHARE 🙏

[SET @Maxganium64]

The Nuzlocke killer!!!

[【公式】ポケモン情報局 @poke_times]

@Maxganium64
あなたが出会ったのは、このポケモン！

キャンペーンへのご参加ありがとうございました！
30周年ロゴアイコンをランダムでプレゼント🎁

[BeMoreBob @bemorebob2]

Couple on park bench ‘we’ve been watching you and your dogs from afar, they must bring you so much joy’

What a lovely thing to notice and to say 💛💛💛

[SET @Maxganium64]

@MingxiTzu Drizzle was named because she is brown and white, like chocolate drizzle on an ice cream sundae! It was also drizzling when we picked her up

[SET @Maxganium64]

@MingxiTzu Mingxi, you have the cutest peek-a-boo face!!

[SET @Maxganium64]

@Puppieslover

[MingxiTzu 🇨🇦 @MingxiTzu]

Moon up high,
day turns to night.
Paws tucked in
sleep warm, tucked tight.
Love, Mingxi. 🌙🐾

#GoodnightWorld #KindnessMatters #dogsofX

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10